Adam Hills/Hamish Blake - I Dare You

[wolfanfics]

Title: I Dare You
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Adam/Hamish
Prompt: #7 Non-Con for 50kinkyways
Word Count: 1,267
Warnings: weirdness, Adam’s dark side, angst, biting, swearing,
Rating: MA-ish
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/10809.html
Progress: 9/50
Author's Notes/Summary: Something’s troubling Adam, and Hamish wants to know what it is.


I Dare You
“Hey, hey Adam, is there anything you won’t do?” Hamish said, well aware he sounded drunk. He was leaning against Adam’s balcony, smiling at him, probably holding a drink in one hand. He wasn’t sure exactly what time it was, but he figured it didn’t matter. It was night. He only had to walk as far as Adam’s bed before he could collapse asleep.

He noticed Adam hadn’t answered his question. He seemed to be lost in thought, staring at the floor, hunched over on the couch.

“Somethin’ wrong, Adam?” Hamish said. He thought about moving, but his spinning head quickly convinced him moving was a bad idea.

“No, it’s nothing-” Adam said, dismissively.

“Tell me,” Hamish said.

“I said it’s nothing,” Adam said.

“Well, it can’t be nothing, or you wouldn’t be looking so fucking miserable,” Hamish said. He finally decided to move, and half-fell against the couch, clumsily sitting beside Adam.

There was silence for a while. Hamish thought he set his drink down on the floor next to him. He watched Adam slowly sipping his, wondering what on earth was bugging him. He decided not to speak, to let Adam tell him in his own time.

“You’d tell me to stop if I ever tried to make you do something you didn’t want to do, yeah?” Adam said after a while.

“Uh, yeah, why wouldn’t I? What’s this about?” Hamish said, confused.

“Oh, nothing, I just-” Adam inhaled abruptly, as if there was something blocking the words from coming out.

“What the fuck’s wrong? Just out and tell me, will you?” Hamish said, annoyed at his stubbornness.

“I had a dream a week ago. I was strangling you. You tried to fight me, but-” There was that sharp inhalation again. “It was too late. I wanted to play, and you didn’t want to, and I got angry and then-” That seemed to be all Adam could say.

“It was just a dream, Adam,” Hamish said, wrapping an arm around his shoulders.

“But what if I-”

“Shh. Let it go. It wasn’t real,” Hamish said, bringing Adam close to him.

“You’re not worried about this?” Adam said.

“Why should I be worried? You’re not going to go psycho on me are you? You certainly don’t strike me as particularly psychotic,” Hamish said, stifling a laugh in a bit to lighten the mood.

“I watched your face turn blue. I took your life with my bare hands. All because you didn’t want to play. You should stay away from me,” Adam said, pulling away.

“Don’t be like this. I’m not afraid of you. I trust you more than I trust anyone else,” Hamish said.

“Stop it. Just – leave me alone. Every time I see you, I remember that dream. Something… I should go before I hurt you,” Adam said, standing up.

“OK, now you’re scaring me,” Hamish said, standing up, shutting his eyes tight as his brain protests at the movement.

“Just go, leave me alone. I need to be away from you or I’m afraid I might hurt you,” Adam said, keeping his back to him.

“Seriously, Adam, I think you’re taking this a bit too seriously. It was just a dream, nothing more. You’ve never given me any reason to be afraid of you. Why are you so scared?” Hamish said.

“Because I fucking enjoyed it, Hamish. There was nothing but glee as I held you down and strangled you. Hurting you is something I’m terrified of doing. I love you too much to hurt you. You know I’d never hurt you, right?” Adam said, looking over his shoulder back at him.

“I’ve never been afraid of you. I know you’d never hurt me. You’re even too afraid to bite me sometimes, even when I’m telling you to hurry up and bite me already,” Hamish said with a grin.

“I’m sorry, I just don’t want to hurt you. You’re too precious to me,” Adam said.

“I’m a big boy. I know how to take care of myself. I know the age difference isn’t easy to live with, but I’m not a child, for fuck’s sake. I don’t need to be treated as if I’m going to break if you drop me. I’m tougher than that. I’m not made of porcelain. I don’t need to be mollycoddled. And if you’re going to let some stupid dream bug you so badly, then-” Hamish stopped because he had run out of words.

“Then what?” Adam said, slightly amused at Hamish’s outburst.

“I just think you’re taking this far too seriously. You shouldn’t be so afraid of hurting me you won’t touch me at all, dream or no dream. I want to be close to you. I’m not a doll. I’m not here for you to admire. I’m here because I love you. I want to touch you, be close to you, be able to fuck you, kiss you, tease you. I can’t do that if you’re too afraid to touch me,” Hamish said, surprisingly coherent. He walked up behind Adam and wrapped his arms around his waist, holding him tightly. He was surprised to feel Adam flinch at his touch. He leant his chin against his shoulder, trying to calm him down.

“Just don’t let me lose control. I couldn’t live with myself if ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do,” Adam said softly.

“It’ll be alright. It’s just a dream, nothing more. I’d only be concerned if you actually started threatening me. Then I’d have to bitchslap you until you came to your senses. Just let it go, love. You don’t need this stress, and I’m certainly not going to run away from you simply because you’ve had a bad dream,” Hamish said with a small laugh, running his fingers through Adam’s hair.

Adam held him back, pressing his back against him. Hamish had a way of getting through to him when he was troubled. Adam took a deep breath and did his best to send the dream on its way. Perhaps what he had been searching for all week was Hamish’s permission to let it go, which seemed absurd now. Still, he felt a weight had been lifted from him. Sometimes you needed to be reminded that life was more important than dreams.

“What would I ever do without you?” Adam said with a grin.

Hamish simply smiled and softly kissed his neck. “You’d have gone mad by now, I reckon,” he teased.

“Then I’d be justified in going psychotic, hey?” Adam said.

“Maybe. Why? Wanna find out?” Hamish said, pulling away from him.

Adam turned and grinned at him. “Are you gonna let me hit you now, hey?” he said, stalking forward.

“I never said that. But I won’t complain if you bit me. Just make it hard lik-”

Hamish was cut off as Adam attacked him, pushing him back inside the flat as he bit down hard on his shoulder. All Hamish made was this small squeaking noise as he was pushed back onto the couch, Adam still biting him hard. The pain was glorious. It was the only sort of pain Hamish could stand.

Adam’s hands were tugging at his shirt, his fingers sliding against his skin, and Hamish lay there squirming, happy, hands clutching Adam tightly, knowing they were both getting off on this. Adam was grinding against him slowly, furiously biting his neck, occasionally stopping to suck on the tender skin, causing Hamish to shiver beneath him.

This, Hamish decided, was how things were meant to be. This was the Adam he wanted.

Comments

[lexicalcrow]

Yeah, hearing Adam saying it made me squee. I like to imagine they role-play cosmonaut sex. XD

TGYH Up Late? :P So they can swear and get nekkid/have orgy/fuck for our viewing pleasure do things they can't do in a 7:30pm timeslot? *giggles*

A part of me suspects they know, and a part of me thinks they don't. But I don't think they need to read slash to give them any ideas. They're doing that quite well on their own. ;)

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

hehe, roleplay. now THAT would be sexy.
oh, i would LOVE TGYH up late..*drools* is it an orgy if it's only adam and hamish? doesn't matter if it isn't, i'd still love it.
oh yeah, if anything, we're inspiring them. i kind-of can see them sitting in front of the computer at adam's house(hamish on adam's lap), reading your fics and saying to each other,"she has no idea how true this is" :)
hey, you're back at uni now aren't you? does this mean less admish fics and/or a longer wait for admish book 4? i hope not! although it's okay if you put your studies 1st(we've discussed this before, haven't we?)... i'm just greedy for more admish. don't mind me. you have a rewarding career. i'll be sitting here, waiting :)

[lexicalcrow]

Totally sexy.

The orgy comment includes anyone else who might want to join in. ;) Otherwise it's not an orgy, is it?

I like to think they discuss it with Wil, who's secretly writing slash about them himself. *giggles*

Aye, back at uni. Attempting to put studies first, so I don't fail anything. But I will try and get things finished in between in any spare moments I have. It's a matter of striking a balance between studying and writing.

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

oh, i can see writing slash about them. he's so jealous of them...
it is a tricky balance, but stick at it. it'll all work out in the end.
yay! finished fics! can't wait :)
hey, guess what? i saw ross noble live the other week, he came to my town and did a show. it was HILARIOUS! and we met him afterwards, and he is so nice and funny.
have you ever seen him live? or adam? i want to see adam, but i'm too poor to travel to melbourne to see his new show *cries*

[lexicalcrow]

I'm planning fic about that. ;) Wil watching that kiss and feeling just a teensy bit jealous. Inspired, but jealous.

I'll do my best to get them done when I can. :)

Nah, I've never seen Ross or Adam live. Want to, but never managed it. A combination of being broke and not knowing they were coming. I'm attempting to remedy that when they come back again in May/June. Ross has a show on May 29th here, which is my best friend's birthday, so I'm pondering getting her tickets to his show for her.

Ah, I do remember seeing Adam Spencer and Dr Karl once or twice for stuff during National Science week five years ago or so. That's about it though. Oh, and I did see Lano & Woodley in 2004. Yay. They were awesome. One of the best nights of my life.

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

"I'll do my best to get them done when I can. :)"
cool :)
i highly recommend seeing ross-he's fab.
(but adam's better, despite the fact he hasn't done a national tour yet *mutters to self bitterly*. i still love him though.and hamish. together.in a bath...DAMN THESE SMUTTY THOUGHTS!!)
you saw lano and woodley? oh, i'm so jealous. i love frank. i only 'discovered' them when their goodbye tour wrapped up, at the end of last year. i want to see them live!! did you get to meet them?

[lexicalcrow]

Embrace the smutty thoughts, for they are what get me through boring lectures. ;)

Assuming I have enough cash to manage it, I'll do my utmost to see Ross (and Adam, and Hamish. All together in some drunken threesome. Much to Wil's annoyance at being left out. :P)

Yeah, I saw The Island back in 2004. The tickets were a wedding present to a (semi-)friend of mine, and no, we didn't get to meet them, much to my utter disappointment. Out of the four of us, I have a feeling only I would've been uber-excited at meeting them. *le sigh*

I've been in love with them for ages, saw the TV series when it first aired, got hooked, and they haven't let go.

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

oh, i do embrace them. often ;)
i'm trying to get my hands on a copy of the island, because it sounds hilarious.
oh, bummer about not meeting them. i'd be really sad too.
i love frank, he's just so sweet and silly. and i love col because he's so serious and pulls funny faces. I LOVE THEM BOTH! *cries about them breaking up*
oh, did you see the ad for chaser last night before spicks and specks? it's back on again on march 28, at 9pm, after spicks and specks. i know your fav. chaser boy is chas, but i like andrew myself. he's so musical and funny. god, i must stop gushing about everyone.
how are all the fics going?good, i hope.
hey,btw, do you know what happened to someone called whimsical heart, who was on the S&S comm? because they wrote some great admish fics, and recently vanished into thin air, and i can't find the fics anymore.
sorry for taking up so much space;) i better go now. see ya

[lexicalcrow]

Hehehe, excellent. :D Smutty thoughts are love.

The Island is awesome. Do get the DVD. Worth watching over and over and over again.

They are indeed awesome. I've been fascinated with them for years. I don't know if I like one over the other, but Frank is rather adorable.

Aye, I did. That was great. XD I've been counting down the days til they return, ever since S&S started up again. 21 days to go, 21 days to go...

Yes, I must admit a soft spot for Chas and Andrew. I mean, how can you go past Chas' puppydog eyes? XD So cute! :P And Andrew, well, clearly he has more talent than the rest of the boys combined. :D

The fics are coming along. I've got a couple of ideas I want to write. And more Adam/Wil, I'm sorry to say. Stupid bunny bit me on the way home and refused to let go. It's what happens when you have a straight guy (Adam) and a guy who I would say is bisexual, but I think he'd call it fluid (Wil). Oh, and drinking and cuddles. Yep.

As to whimsical_heart, I have no idea what happened to her, but her fics are still around on the S&S comm. Add these to your memories/save them to your harddrive/etc, as these are the only Admish fics of hers I can find.

Hate/Love

The Education Of Hamish Blake:
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three

Brilliant Mistake:
Part One
Part Two

I did attempt to write a sequel to Brilliant Mistake, because I wanted to know what happened afterwards, but never really got very far with it.

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

Frank is very adorable- i love his hat.
not adam/wil?!*gasps* you know, i do read these(mainly just because adam is in them *drool*), but i still don't like them as much as admish. i think it's because everyone gets adam and wil confused-they look a lot a like, which makes it a bit creepy. kinda incesty, considering as lots of people say adam looks like he could be wil's older brother.but any adam fics are good fics;)
I LOVE HER FICS!especially hate/love-i love the repitition at the start and the end("Hamish Blake hates Adam Hills"etc.)
thanks for the links. i read/devoured the fics a while ago, and i actually printed them out (so i could read them without being on the computer), but i couldn't find the links,so thank you muchly.
guess what? i actually tried writing a sequel to brilliant mistake as well!it's one of my favourites(mostly because of the sex scene!), but my sequel ended up being too long and weird.
and when i say 'tried to write', i didn't even actually write it down, just let it play out in my head. but anyway, that's cool
better go, i've taken up enough space as it is :) cya

[lexicalcrow]

Yes, Adam/Wil. [Bad username or site: brilliant_;ies @ livejournal.com] converted me. It doesn't seem incesty to me. They work rather well together, especially when Wil gets all clingy. Aww. But then I've never mistaken Adam and Wil, so maybe that helps.

Aye, I like Hate/Love. It has good rhythm to it. I've saved them all to my memories so I can find them again.

Ahh, gotta love writing things in your head. Maybe I'll attempt a sequel again at some point, but we'll see.

[lexicalcrow]

Bugger, can't type today. I meant brilliant_lies. XD

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

they do work well together(adam and wil). hey, as long as it's smutty and adam-y, i'm fine with it. i just think he and hamish are cute together, is all:) maybe you should ignore me, otherwise all you'll be able to write about, think of and dream of will be admish.
*mutters to self, "not that i'd mind, but hey". looks up guiltily, giving puppy-dog eyes. "I didn't say anything! Honest!"* XD
i'm actually thinking up yet another sequel now, but it's CRAP. don't even ask about it, i'm just letting my sordid imagination run wild. mmmm, smut

[lexicalcrow]

Hey, I totally agree. Adam and Hamish, and Adam and Wil are indeed cute together. Now, if only Adam could make up his mind...

I think about all sorts of smut. Sometimes Adam's involved, sometimes not. But as long as it's smut, and involves at least two pretty boys, I really don't mind at all. :D

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

hey, adam would be cute with ANYONE!
in fact, he's just plain old cute
at this timem most of my smut tends to be about adam- i appear to have developed a bit of an infatuation with him...but hey, i'm enjoying it!
speaking of mr hills, take a wild guess at who might be going to see him live at the melbourne comedy festival? moi!(that is, if my parents get me the ticket 4 my bday, and drive me 3 hours to melbourne, which they are actually considering doing-scary!)
i'm so excited!

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

hey, adam would be cute with ANYONE!
in fact, he's just plain old cute
at the moment, most of my smut tends to be about adam- i appear to have developed a bit of an infatuation with him...but hey, i'm enjoying it!
speaking of mr hills, take a wild guess at who might be going to see him live at the melbourne comedy festival? moi!(that is, if my parents get me the ticket 4 my bday, and drive me 3 hours to melbourne, which they are actually considering doing-scary!)
i'm so excited!

[lexicalcrow]

That's what's so fun about slashing him. He looks good with just about anyone. XD

Mine brain has been taken over by The Chaser, so Adam's sort of taken a back seat. Poor thing. *pets him* It's Craig's fault for insisting he's my muse.

Ooh, lucky you! I hope you get to go! :D That would be awesome. :D I'll have to wait til he comes to Perth next to see him. The downside to living in Perth. *sighs*

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

hey, adam looks good on his own, even. he's gorgeous XD
oh, poor adam. curse you craig! give adam a go!*pats adam, then lets him scamper off back to hamish* sorry, adam's appearing in my mind as some kind of puppy at the moment. but a very cute puppy. ;)
i hope you get to go too! i hope we both get to meet him!(we'd have to refrain from mentioning to him what we say about him, though. we'd scare him off)
hey, at least you live in a capital city! i'm in practically the middle of nowhere, and i can't even drive!*cries* oh well. planning on going to uni in melbourne-could see adam's shows all the time :) awesome

[lexicalcrow]

Yes, he is. Very gorgeous.

Aww, poor Adam-puppy. Actually, I've only got Chas and occasionally Hamish getting all puppyish on me. Chas makes a very adorable puppy. XD But yes, poor Adam. Give me some Adam-bunnies, Craig.

If I land a job soon-ish, I'll probably have enough money to go, otherwise, I may have to pass them all up. It sucks being jobless. :( (hehe, yeah, though a small part of me thinks he already knows. ;) )

Yeah, but I don't drive either, I don't trust my eyes. Therefore, I rely on public transport to get me everywhere. Sucks, but that's just how things are. Am not fit enough to ride everywhere, nor do I have a bike.

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

what do you mean, poor adam-puppy? he's fine. as long as he's got hamish-puppy to play with, he's great ;)
or hamish-kitten. now THAT'S cute.
hehe, speaking of craig, i saw a thing about him in the paper today. did you hear about the speedos thing? haha- the chaser boys crack me up..so hilarious
OH NO! miss out on seeing adam? that would be terrible. maybe you should start busking, or something. do ANYTHING so you can see adam. well maybe not ANYTHING, but still. it would suck if you missed out.
don't worry, you'll find a job. every business needs people to work for them.hang in there:)(a part of me HOPES he knows)
i don't have a bike either, and i'm totally lazy. and un-motivated.

[lexicalcrow]

Either way, they're fine, right? Right. XD Hamish-puppy cuter! :P

haha, yeah, we were squeeing over those speedos yesterday. There was a small article about it in The Oz today which I clipped out. Boy is he pretty! XD The Chaser boys own my soul. XD

It would suck, but right now, every cent I have is going to essentials, so there's absolutely no room to be spending money on comedy shows, even on Adam. :( *is sad*

You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to find work, would you? It gets depressing when you've been looking since mid-last year and have only gotten one interview. Gee, they certainly are desperate for workers, aren't they? Arseholes. >:(

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

hehe...hamish-puppy! gay puppy love! how cute!
i kept the article about craig too- i have a drawer in my desk full of articles about adam, hamish, lano and woodley and the chaser. he is pretty! very pretty! he's up there with andrew on my list of chaser favourites, as you already know XD
oh, poor thing. *am sad with you*
at least spicks and specks is free- all the admish we want *drools*
i've never had to actively search for a job(got my current one because i knew the boss already), but my friend applied everywhere and couldn't find a job for a year. *sympathises*
3 DAYS TILL CHASER!!!

[lexicalcrow]

I have a box full of articles about various people. But yes, Craig is very pretty! *points to icon* Yell at him for the lack of Admish.

Aye, it sucks. But I'm looking still. I haven't given up yet. *will call Brumbies tomorrow* I've been looking for nigh on 9 months and nothing. Hopefully, something will come along soon.

Yes, S&S, Chaser, and soon, Paul McDermott! *squees* It's the Slash Hour on ABC! XD *dances and squees*

THREE DAYS TIL CHASER! :D *bounces* I am so getting my brother to set up the VCR before he leaves in case I'm not home in time to record S&S and Chaser. :O *curses buses for running every hour at night*

[fan-girl63.livejournal.com]

ooh, nice new pic! very cute!craig looks gorgeous
slash hour!love it
HOW GOOD WAS CHASER?!?
love andrew's new hair, and his tribute song..just love andrew fullstop, as a matter of fact! crazy warehouse guy was great...i can't wait until next week!
i read your new craig/jules fic, and couldn't be bothered commenting there, so: love it. very interesting
any more admish coming soon?*puppy dog eyes*book 4?
or is it a chaser overload?
am definately going to see adam-got the tix the other day. squee!

[lexicalcrow]

Yes, I'm rather fond of Craig. Very very hot. :D

S&S was love, Chaser was love, it was an hour of love. :D Everything about last night's Chaser was brilliant (including the 1.2mil viewers! :D).

Ah, cool. :) Yes, it was fun to write, that. I'm always surprised at how coherent my writing is at 4am. XD

Not sure when more Admish will appear, it is pretty much a Chaser overload at the moment. I have enough Julian/girl!Craig bunnies hanging around to fill a castle with. XD

That is awesome. :D I'm sure you'll have a great time, and I wish I was going with you. XD