Adam Hills/Hamish Blake - I Dare You
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wolfanficsTitle: I Dare You
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Adam/Hamish
Prompt: #7 Non-Con for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
50kinkyways
Word Count: 1,267
Warnings: weirdness, Adam’s dark side, angst, biting, swearing,
Rating: MA-ish
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/10809.html
Progress: 9/50
Author's Notes/Summary: Something’s troubling Adam, and Hamish wants to know what it is.
I Dare You
“Hey, hey Adam, is there anything you won’t do?” Hamish said, well aware he sounded drunk. He was leaning against Adam’s balcony, smiling at him, probably holding a drink in one hand. He wasn’t sure exactly what time it was, but he figured it didn’t matter. It was night. He only had to walk as far as Adam’s bed before he could collapse asleep.
He noticed Adam hadn’t answered his question. He seemed to be lost in thought, staring at the floor, hunched over on the couch.
“Somethin’ wrong, Adam?” Hamish said. He thought about moving, but his spinning head quickly convinced him moving was a bad idea.
“No, it’s nothing-” Adam said, dismissively.
“Tell me,” Hamish said.
“I said it’s nothing,” Adam said.
“Well, it can’t be nothing, or you wouldn’t be looking so fucking miserable,” Hamish said. He finally decided to move, and half-fell against the couch, clumsily sitting beside Adam.
There was silence for a while. Hamish thought he set his drink down on the floor next to him. He watched Adam slowly sipping his, wondering what on earth was bugging him. He decided not to speak, to let Adam tell him in his own time.
“You’d tell me to stop if I ever tried to make you do something you didn’t want to do, yeah?” Adam said after a while.
“Uh, yeah, why wouldn’t I? What’s this about?” Hamish said, confused.
“Oh, nothing, I just-” Adam inhaled abruptly, as if there was something blocking the words from coming out.
“What the fuck’s wrong? Just out and tell me, will you?” Hamish said, annoyed at his stubbornness.
“I had a dream a week ago. I was strangling you. You tried to fight me, but-” There was that sharp inhalation again. “It was too late. I wanted to play, and you didn’t want to, and I got angry and then-” That seemed to be all Adam could say.
“It was just a dream, Adam,” Hamish said, wrapping an arm around his shoulders.
“But what if I-”
“Shh. Let it go. It wasn’t real,” Hamish said, bringing Adam close to him.
“You’re not worried about this?” Adam said.
“Why should I be worried? You’re not going to go psycho on me are you? You certainly don’t strike me as particularly psychotic,” Hamish said, stifling a laugh in a bit to lighten the mood.
“I watched your face turn blue. I took your life with my bare hands. All because you didn’t want to play. You should stay away from me,” Adam said, pulling away.
“Don’t be like this. I’m not afraid of you. I trust you more than I trust anyone else,” Hamish said.
“Stop it. Just – leave me alone. Every time I see you, I remember that dream. Something… I should go before I hurt you,” Adam said, standing up.
“OK, now you’re scaring me,” Hamish said, standing up, shutting his eyes tight as his brain protests at the movement.
“Just go, leave me alone. I need to be away from you or I’m afraid I might hurt you,” Adam said, keeping his back to him.
“Seriously, Adam, I think you’re taking this a bit too seriously. It was just a dream, nothing more. You’ve never given me any reason to be afraid of you. Why are you so scared?” Hamish said.
“Because I fucking enjoyed it, Hamish. There was nothing but glee as I held you down and strangled you. Hurting you is something I’m terrified of doing. I love you too much to hurt you. You know I’d never hurt you, right?” Adam said, looking over his shoulder back at him.
“I’ve never been afraid of you. I know you’d never hurt me. You’re even too afraid to bite me sometimes, even when I’m telling you to hurry up and bite me already,” Hamish said with a grin.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t want to hurt you. You’re too precious to me,” Adam said.
“I’m a big boy. I know how to take care of myself. I know the age difference isn’t easy to live with, but I’m not a child, for fuck’s sake. I don’t need to be treated as if I’m going to break if you drop me. I’m tougher than that. I’m not made of porcelain. I don’t need to be mollycoddled. And if you’re going to let some stupid dream bug you so badly, then-” Hamish stopped because he had run out of words.
“Then what?” Adam said, slightly amused at Hamish’s outburst.
“I just think you’re taking this far too seriously. You shouldn’t be so afraid of hurting me you won’t touch me at all, dream or no dream. I want to be close to you. I’m not a doll. I’m not here for you to admire. I’m here because I love you. I want to touch you, be close to you, be able to fuck you, kiss you, tease you. I can’t do that if you’re too afraid to touch me,” Hamish said, surprisingly coherent. He walked up behind Adam and wrapped his arms around his waist, holding him tightly. He was surprised to feel Adam flinch at his touch. He leant his chin against his shoulder, trying to calm him down.
“Just don’t let me lose control. I couldn’t live with myself if ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do,” Adam said softly.
“It’ll be alright. It’s just a dream, nothing more. I’d only be concerned if you actually started threatening me. Then I’d have to bitchslap you until you came to your senses. Just let it go, love. You don’t need this stress, and I’m certainly not going to run away from you simply because you’ve had a bad dream,” Hamish said with a small laugh, running his fingers through Adam’s hair.
Adam held him back, pressing his back against him. Hamish had a way of getting through to him when he was troubled. Adam took a deep breath and did his best to send the dream on its way. Perhaps what he had been searching for all week was Hamish’s permission to let it go, which seemed absurd now. Still, he felt a weight had been lifted from him. Sometimes you needed to be reminded that life was more important than dreams.
“What would I ever do without you?” Adam said with a grin.
Hamish simply smiled and softly kissed his neck. “You’d have gone mad by now, I reckon,” he teased.
“Then I’d be justified in going psychotic, hey?” Adam said.
“Maybe. Why? Wanna find out?” Hamish said, pulling away from him.
Adam turned and grinned at him. “Are you gonna let me hit you now, hey?” he said, stalking forward.
“I never said that. But I won’t complain if you bit me. Just make it hard lik-”
Hamish was cut off as Adam attacked him, pushing him back inside the flat as he bit down hard on his shoulder. All Hamish made was this small squeaking noise as he was pushed back onto the couch, Adam still biting him hard. The pain was glorious. It was the only sort of pain Hamish could stand.
Adam’s hands were tugging at his shirt, his fingers sliding against his skin, and Hamish lay there squirming, happy, hands clutching Adam tightly, knowing they were both getting off on this. Adam was grinding against him slowly, furiously biting his neck, occasionally stopping to suck on the tender skin, causing Hamish to shiver beneath him.
This, Hamish decided, was how things were meant to be. This was the Adam he wanted.
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Adam/Hamish
Prompt: #7 Non-Con for
50kinkyways Word Count: 1,267
Warnings: weirdness, Adam’s dark side, angst, biting, swearing,
Rating: MA-ish
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/10809.html
Progress: 9/50
Author's Notes/Summary: Something’s troubling Adam, and Hamish wants to know what it is.
I Dare You
“Hey, hey Adam, is there anything you won’t do?” Hamish said, well aware he sounded drunk. He was leaning against Adam’s balcony, smiling at him, probably holding a drink in one hand. He wasn’t sure exactly what time it was, but he figured it didn’t matter. It was night. He only had to walk as far as Adam’s bed before he could collapse asleep.
He noticed Adam hadn’t answered his question. He seemed to be lost in thought, staring at the floor, hunched over on the couch.
“Somethin’ wrong, Adam?” Hamish said. He thought about moving, but his spinning head quickly convinced him moving was a bad idea.
“No, it’s nothing-” Adam said, dismissively.
“Tell me,” Hamish said.
“I said it’s nothing,” Adam said.
“Well, it can’t be nothing, or you wouldn’t be looking so fucking miserable,” Hamish said. He finally decided to move, and half-fell against the couch, clumsily sitting beside Adam.
There was silence for a while. Hamish thought he set his drink down on the floor next to him. He watched Adam slowly sipping his, wondering what on earth was bugging him. He decided not to speak, to let Adam tell him in his own time.
“You’d tell me to stop if I ever tried to make you do something you didn’t want to do, yeah?” Adam said after a while.
“Uh, yeah, why wouldn’t I? What’s this about?” Hamish said, confused.
“Oh, nothing, I just-” Adam inhaled abruptly, as if there was something blocking the words from coming out.
“What the fuck’s wrong? Just out and tell me, will you?” Hamish said, annoyed at his stubbornness.
“I had a dream a week ago. I was strangling you. You tried to fight me, but-” There was that sharp inhalation again. “It was too late. I wanted to play, and you didn’t want to, and I got angry and then-” That seemed to be all Adam could say.
“It was just a dream, Adam,” Hamish said, wrapping an arm around his shoulders.
“But what if I-”
“Shh. Let it go. It wasn’t real,” Hamish said, bringing Adam close to him.
“You’re not worried about this?” Adam said.
“Why should I be worried? You’re not going to go psycho on me are you? You certainly don’t strike me as particularly psychotic,” Hamish said, stifling a laugh in a bit to lighten the mood.
“I watched your face turn blue. I took your life with my bare hands. All because you didn’t want to play. You should stay away from me,” Adam said, pulling away.
“Don’t be like this. I’m not afraid of you. I trust you more than I trust anyone else,” Hamish said.
“Stop it. Just – leave me alone. Every time I see you, I remember that dream. Something… I should go before I hurt you,” Adam said, standing up.
“OK, now you’re scaring me,” Hamish said, standing up, shutting his eyes tight as his brain protests at the movement.
“Just go, leave me alone. I need to be away from you or I’m afraid I might hurt you,” Adam said, keeping his back to him.
“Seriously, Adam, I think you’re taking this a bit too seriously. It was just a dream, nothing more. You’ve never given me any reason to be afraid of you. Why are you so scared?” Hamish said.
“Because I fucking enjoyed it, Hamish. There was nothing but glee as I held you down and strangled you. Hurting you is something I’m terrified of doing. I love you too much to hurt you. You know I’d never hurt you, right?” Adam said, looking over his shoulder back at him.
“I’ve never been afraid of you. I know you’d never hurt me. You’re even too afraid to bite me sometimes, even when I’m telling you to hurry up and bite me already,” Hamish said with a grin.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t want to hurt you. You’re too precious to me,” Adam said.
“I’m a big boy. I know how to take care of myself. I know the age difference isn’t easy to live with, but I’m not a child, for fuck’s sake. I don’t need to be treated as if I’m going to break if you drop me. I’m tougher than that. I’m not made of porcelain. I don’t need to be mollycoddled. And if you’re going to let some stupid dream bug you so badly, then-” Hamish stopped because he had run out of words.
“Then what?” Adam said, slightly amused at Hamish’s outburst.
“I just think you’re taking this far too seriously. You shouldn’t be so afraid of hurting me you won’t touch me at all, dream or no dream. I want to be close to you. I’m not a doll. I’m not here for you to admire. I’m here because I love you. I want to touch you, be close to you, be able to fuck you, kiss you, tease you. I can’t do that if you’re too afraid to touch me,” Hamish said, surprisingly coherent. He walked up behind Adam and wrapped his arms around his waist, holding him tightly. He was surprised to feel Adam flinch at his touch. He leant his chin against his shoulder, trying to calm him down.
“Just don’t let me lose control. I couldn’t live with myself if ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do,” Adam said softly.
“It’ll be alright. It’s just a dream, nothing more. I’d only be concerned if you actually started threatening me. Then I’d have to bitchslap you until you came to your senses. Just let it go, love. You don’t need this stress, and I’m certainly not going to run away from you simply because you’ve had a bad dream,” Hamish said with a small laugh, running his fingers through Adam’s hair.
Adam held him back, pressing his back against him. Hamish had a way of getting through to him when he was troubled. Adam took a deep breath and did his best to send the dream on its way. Perhaps what he had been searching for all week was Hamish’s permission to let it go, which seemed absurd now. Still, he felt a weight had been lifted from him. Sometimes you needed to be reminded that life was more important than dreams.
“What would I ever do without you?” Adam said with a grin.
Hamish simply smiled and softly kissed his neck. “You’d have gone mad by now, I reckon,” he teased.
“Then I’d be justified in going psychotic, hey?” Adam said.
“Maybe. Why? Wanna find out?” Hamish said, pulling away from him.
Adam turned and grinned at him. “Are you gonna let me hit you now, hey?” he said, stalking forward.
“I never said that. But I won’t complain if you bit me. Just make it hard lik-”
Hamish was cut off as Adam attacked him, pushing him back inside the flat as he bit down hard on his shoulder. All Hamish made was this small squeaking noise as he was pushed back onto the couch, Adam still biting him hard. The pain was glorious. It was the only sort of pain Hamish could stand.
Adam’s hands were tugging at his shirt, his fingers sliding against his skin, and Hamish lay there squirming, happy, hands clutching Adam tightly, knowing they were both getting off on this. Adam was grinding against him slowly, furiously biting his neck, occasionally stopping to suck on the tender skin, causing Hamish to shiver beneath him.
This, Hamish decided, was how things were meant to be. This was the Adam he wanted.
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Date: 2007-04-07 07:47 am (UTC)is the Evil Underground Lair next to the porn dungeon where adam and hamish are being filmed? how convenient XD
he's planning on taking over the world? man, i've gotta read some more of these chaser slash fics *shakes head* looks like i've been missing out!
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Date: 2007-04-07 08:11 am (UTC)The Evil Underground Lair naturally contains the porn dungeon. We must protect our assets. :P
Of course he is. And yeah, you should. :P Just wait til I finish "Juilan's Guide To Taking Over The World" *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-08 02:26 am (UTC)naturally, yes XD
was this featured in a fic, or am i just oblivious? as julian's biographer, naturally you have access to his cloning machine. how could i not have known that? *giggles back*
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Date: 2007-04-08 04:35 am (UTC)Well of course. How else to protect the few humans worthy of protecting?
Does Andrew/Andrew ring a bell? I did plan a sequel, Chas/Chas, but never got around to writing it. So now I'm working on 'Julian's Guide To Taking Over The World.' He would entrust his cloning machine to no one else, m'dear. ;) *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-09 04:54 am (UTC)i came across this fic ages ago, but it was before i got interested in the chaser, so i didn't bother reading it. i was browsing around for it recently, and i've been meaning to ask you about, but hadn't got around to it, so: THANK YOU!
i love it, especially the andrew/andrew flirtingness- would make a VERY interesting fic ;)
as i was reading it, i could actually HEAR andrew speaking in my head-prob. because i've just spent 3 hours listening to the war commentaries XD (esp. the one with andrew and craig in 'are you being shagged',where craig had his hand down andrew's pants. andrew:"yes, he actually had to kind of cup me.."
v.v. slashy
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Date: 2007-04-09 06:37 am (UTC)Yeah, there wasn't as much Andrew/Andrew flirtiness as I had planned, but ah well. It still works. XD
You know, I'm like that with Chas or Craig, and sometimes Julian. Even when I'm reading stuff on The Chaser forums, I hear Chas' posts n his voice. Hmm... so sexy. XD
You know, every time I hear that part in ep 26, I always imagine Craig and Andrew mauling each other in the background while the others do the commentary. XD The image is ruined slightly but knowing they're not actually in a room with a couch. Aww. XD I love how they're hanging shit on Andrew's denial that he enjoyed it. Poor Andrew. *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-10 04:42 am (UTC)mmm, mauling. poor andrew. he should realise that no one believes his denials. you can hear in his voice that he very much enjoyed it XD
5 DAYS UNTIL I SEE ADAM!!
gah, what to say to him?!? must think on this
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Date: 2007-04-10 05:55 am (UTC)Yeah, I can imagine Craig having a lot of fun with that scene. XD
Ooh! :D I have a feeling that I'd forget anything I'd planned to say to him if I ever met him. XD That or I"d just keep seeing him with wings and in leather. *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-12 05:29 am (UTC)oh, craig would definately have had fun. i can just see him dragging andrew off after they stopped filming, pinning him up against a wall, and.. god, i'm practically hyperventilating.
i'm afraid i'll just end up babbling and grinning at him like an idiot. intend to ask him for an autograph, a pic and a hug (and some DNA so we can clone him)
oh, did i mention yet that after i see adam, we're going on a holiday the next day? I WON'T BE BACK FOR 2 WEEKS!!THAT MEANS I CAN'T TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT FOR AGES!!AAAGGGGHHH!! unless i manage to find a computer in the middle of nowhere (highly unlikely). and i have to recruit my grandparents to tape all my shows for me (bummer)but i promise to remember every word he says, and tell you all about it when i get back :)
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Date: 2007-04-12 06:13 am (UTC)Yeah, I saw something like that too, 'cept Craig dragged him off somewhere isolated and yeah, they got smutty. XD
Aww, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just think of the clones. ;)
Ooh! I'll miss your comments, but I'm sure you'll have a good time. Just write down what happened as you're travelling so you can remember it for later. Then you can fill me in when you get back. :D
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Date: 2007-04-14 05:46 am (UTC)mmm, smutty boys
the clones, the clones. i must not fail my mission!
i hope to, indeed. i'll write down every word, every look for your squeeing pleasure.
i hope you realise that after i get back (after 2 weeks away) i'll be expecting plenty of lovely smutty adam slash? *puppy-dog eyes* just so you know ;)
see ya when i get back!!
wish me luck!!!
XD
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Date: 2007-04-14 05:59 am (UTC)Yes, very smutty boys. :D That's half the reason i love them so much.
Excellent. Can't wait to hear about it. :D
Oh, I know.I'll just have to get the boys all worked up and write the smuttiest piece I can, just for you. There'll at least be one piece. I can't guarantee more than that since uni starts back again this week. But I'll do my best!
Seeya later! Good luck!
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Date: 2007-04-18 07:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-04-18 07:26 am (UTC)see ya in a while XD
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Date: 2007-04-18 07:54 am (UTC)Seeya later!
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Date: 2007-04-18 07:52 am (UTC)Hey, don't worry about not getting the DNA sample. I had other plans as backup. ;)
Dude, he's always sexy no matter what he's wearing. Man, I wish I could see him when he comes here. I hope I've got a job by then.
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Date: 2007-04-29 12:58 am (UTC)oh, i did. the show was fantastic, and at the end of it, he danced! to footloose! so hot *drools*
and what would these 'other plans' be? hmmm?
he doesn't need clothes to be sexy, as well XD although, that was a given, wasn't it?
i hope you do get to see him, he's awesome.
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Date: 2007-04-29 04:53 am (UTC)Ooh, awesome! :D Adam's hot whatever he does. XD
You'll just have to wait and find out, won't you?
Hehe, yeah. Although at the moment, I've got an image in my head of a shirtless Adam pole dancing with Hamish. XD Thankyou
I hope so too! *wishes for a job, like now*
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Date: 2007-05-01 08:17 am (UTC)he rocks, for sure
and how shall i find out if you don't tell me?
oh, god. that sounds wonderful.WRITE A FIC ABOUT THAT!!!
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Date: 2007-05-01 08:17 am (UTC)he rocks, for sure
and how shall i find out if you don't tell me?
oh, god. that sounds wonderful.WRITE A FIC ABOUT THAT!!! PLEASE!!!
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Date: 2007-05-01 08:28 am (UTC)It is wonderful. Seriously. The first two images, and the third last. I swear he's been working out. He's looking rather hotter than usual. *fans self*
I'm working on the fic. ;) It may not ocme soon, but it'll get written.
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Date: 2007-05-01 08:43 am (UTC)*DROOL*
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Date: 2007-05-01 08:48 am (UTC)Yeah, he's definitely buffed up compared to those pics I have. And please you'd have thrown yourself at him anyway. :P
Hmm... nipple ring... XD
...that'd be the premise of an Adam/Wil fic XD(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-03 11:15 am (UTC)god, those leather pants get a lot of wear, don't they?
but what would the plot of the story be? actually, it doesn't even need a plot- just lots of admish love :)
i so want an icon of buff adam pole-dancing. or a video of it. yes, that would be wonderful. note to self: must see if anyone happened to film it, then put it on youtube.
yeah, i would have. damn parents! next time...i'll get him...
*cries* not more adam/wil! admish! admish!
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Date: 2007-05-03 11:28 am (UTC)Are you really complaining about that? XD
Oh, there'll be a plot, don't you worry about that. ;)
Hehe, so do I. I'd have loved to have been there to see it.
:P
Adam/Wil! Or Adamson as I've dubbed them. XD There will be Admish too, but I love Adamson as well. :D Of all the pairings I write about, I don't have a favourite. Not one single pairing stands out to me as an OTP anymore. They're all hot and they're all worth writing. I can't choose anymore. So you'll just have to deal with it. :P
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