Adam Hills/Hamish Blake - I Dare You
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wolfanficsTitle: I Dare You
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Adam/Hamish
Prompt: #7 Non-Con for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
50kinkyways
Word Count: 1,267
Warnings: weirdness, Adam’s dark side, angst, biting, swearing,
Rating: MA-ish
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/10809.html
Progress: 9/50
Author's Notes/Summary: Something’s troubling Adam, and Hamish wants to know what it is.
I Dare You
“Hey, hey Adam, is there anything you won’t do?” Hamish said, well aware he sounded drunk. He was leaning against Adam’s balcony, smiling at him, probably holding a drink in one hand. He wasn’t sure exactly what time it was, but he figured it didn’t matter. It was night. He only had to walk as far as Adam’s bed before he could collapse asleep.
He noticed Adam hadn’t answered his question. He seemed to be lost in thought, staring at the floor, hunched over on the couch.
“Somethin’ wrong, Adam?” Hamish said. He thought about moving, but his spinning head quickly convinced him moving was a bad idea.
“No, it’s nothing-” Adam said, dismissively.
“Tell me,” Hamish said.
“I said it’s nothing,” Adam said.
“Well, it can’t be nothing, or you wouldn’t be looking so fucking miserable,” Hamish said. He finally decided to move, and half-fell against the couch, clumsily sitting beside Adam.
There was silence for a while. Hamish thought he set his drink down on the floor next to him. He watched Adam slowly sipping his, wondering what on earth was bugging him. He decided not to speak, to let Adam tell him in his own time.
“You’d tell me to stop if I ever tried to make you do something you didn’t want to do, yeah?” Adam said after a while.
“Uh, yeah, why wouldn’t I? What’s this about?” Hamish said, confused.
“Oh, nothing, I just-” Adam inhaled abruptly, as if there was something blocking the words from coming out.
“What the fuck’s wrong? Just out and tell me, will you?” Hamish said, annoyed at his stubbornness.
“I had a dream a week ago. I was strangling you. You tried to fight me, but-” There was that sharp inhalation again. “It was too late. I wanted to play, and you didn’t want to, and I got angry and then-” That seemed to be all Adam could say.
“It was just a dream, Adam,” Hamish said, wrapping an arm around his shoulders.
“But what if I-”
“Shh. Let it go. It wasn’t real,” Hamish said, bringing Adam close to him.
“You’re not worried about this?” Adam said.
“Why should I be worried? You’re not going to go psycho on me are you? You certainly don’t strike me as particularly psychotic,” Hamish said, stifling a laugh in a bit to lighten the mood.
“I watched your face turn blue. I took your life with my bare hands. All because you didn’t want to play. You should stay away from me,” Adam said, pulling away.
“Don’t be like this. I’m not afraid of you. I trust you more than I trust anyone else,” Hamish said.
“Stop it. Just – leave me alone. Every time I see you, I remember that dream. Something… I should go before I hurt you,” Adam said, standing up.
“OK, now you’re scaring me,” Hamish said, standing up, shutting his eyes tight as his brain protests at the movement.
“Just go, leave me alone. I need to be away from you or I’m afraid I might hurt you,” Adam said, keeping his back to him.
“Seriously, Adam, I think you’re taking this a bit too seriously. It was just a dream, nothing more. You’ve never given me any reason to be afraid of you. Why are you so scared?” Hamish said.
“Because I fucking enjoyed it, Hamish. There was nothing but glee as I held you down and strangled you. Hurting you is something I’m terrified of doing. I love you too much to hurt you. You know I’d never hurt you, right?” Adam said, looking over his shoulder back at him.
“I’ve never been afraid of you. I know you’d never hurt me. You’re even too afraid to bite me sometimes, even when I’m telling you to hurry up and bite me already,” Hamish said with a grin.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t want to hurt you. You’re too precious to me,” Adam said.
“I’m a big boy. I know how to take care of myself. I know the age difference isn’t easy to live with, but I’m not a child, for fuck’s sake. I don’t need to be treated as if I’m going to break if you drop me. I’m tougher than that. I’m not made of porcelain. I don’t need to be mollycoddled. And if you’re going to let some stupid dream bug you so badly, then-” Hamish stopped because he had run out of words.
“Then what?” Adam said, slightly amused at Hamish’s outburst.
“I just think you’re taking this far too seriously. You shouldn’t be so afraid of hurting me you won’t touch me at all, dream or no dream. I want to be close to you. I’m not a doll. I’m not here for you to admire. I’m here because I love you. I want to touch you, be close to you, be able to fuck you, kiss you, tease you. I can’t do that if you’re too afraid to touch me,” Hamish said, surprisingly coherent. He walked up behind Adam and wrapped his arms around his waist, holding him tightly. He was surprised to feel Adam flinch at his touch. He leant his chin against his shoulder, trying to calm him down.
“Just don’t let me lose control. I couldn’t live with myself if ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do,” Adam said softly.
“It’ll be alright. It’s just a dream, nothing more. I’d only be concerned if you actually started threatening me. Then I’d have to bitchslap you until you came to your senses. Just let it go, love. You don’t need this stress, and I’m certainly not going to run away from you simply because you’ve had a bad dream,” Hamish said with a small laugh, running his fingers through Adam’s hair.
Adam held him back, pressing his back against him. Hamish had a way of getting through to him when he was troubled. Adam took a deep breath and did his best to send the dream on its way. Perhaps what he had been searching for all week was Hamish’s permission to let it go, which seemed absurd now. Still, he felt a weight had been lifted from him. Sometimes you needed to be reminded that life was more important than dreams.
“What would I ever do without you?” Adam said with a grin.
Hamish simply smiled and softly kissed his neck. “You’d have gone mad by now, I reckon,” he teased.
“Then I’d be justified in going psychotic, hey?” Adam said.
“Maybe. Why? Wanna find out?” Hamish said, pulling away from him.
Adam turned and grinned at him. “Are you gonna let me hit you now, hey?” he said, stalking forward.
“I never said that. But I won’t complain if you bit me. Just make it hard lik-”
Hamish was cut off as Adam attacked him, pushing him back inside the flat as he bit down hard on his shoulder. All Hamish made was this small squeaking noise as he was pushed back onto the couch, Adam still biting him hard. The pain was glorious. It was the only sort of pain Hamish could stand.
Adam’s hands were tugging at his shirt, his fingers sliding against his skin, and Hamish lay there squirming, happy, hands clutching Adam tightly, knowing they were both getting off on this. Adam was grinding against him slowly, furiously biting his neck, occasionally stopping to suck on the tender skin, causing Hamish to shiver beneath him.
This, Hamish decided, was how things were meant to be. This was the Adam he wanted.
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy
Starring: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake
Pairings: Adam/Hamish
Prompt: #7 Non-Con for
50kinkyways Word Count: 1,267
Warnings: weirdness, Adam’s dark side, angst, biting, swearing,
Rating: MA-ish
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Table: http://wolfanfics.livejournal.com/10809.html
Progress: 9/50
Author's Notes/Summary: Something’s troubling Adam, and Hamish wants to know what it is.
I Dare You
“Hey, hey Adam, is there anything you won’t do?” Hamish said, well aware he sounded drunk. He was leaning against Adam’s balcony, smiling at him, probably holding a drink in one hand. He wasn’t sure exactly what time it was, but he figured it didn’t matter. It was night. He only had to walk as far as Adam’s bed before he could collapse asleep.
He noticed Adam hadn’t answered his question. He seemed to be lost in thought, staring at the floor, hunched over on the couch.
“Somethin’ wrong, Adam?” Hamish said. He thought about moving, but his spinning head quickly convinced him moving was a bad idea.
“No, it’s nothing-” Adam said, dismissively.
“Tell me,” Hamish said.
“I said it’s nothing,” Adam said.
“Well, it can’t be nothing, or you wouldn’t be looking so fucking miserable,” Hamish said. He finally decided to move, and half-fell against the couch, clumsily sitting beside Adam.
There was silence for a while. Hamish thought he set his drink down on the floor next to him. He watched Adam slowly sipping his, wondering what on earth was bugging him. He decided not to speak, to let Adam tell him in his own time.
“You’d tell me to stop if I ever tried to make you do something you didn’t want to do, yeah?” Adam said after a while.
“Uh, yeah, why wouldn’t I? What’s this about?” Hamish said, confused.
“Oh, nothing, I just-” Adam inhaled abruptly, as if there was something blocking the words from coming out.
“What the fuck’s wrong? Just out and tell me, will you?” Hamish said, annoyed at his stubbornness.
“I had a dream a week ago. I was strangling you. You tried to fight me, but-” There was that sharp inhalation again. “It was too late. I wanted to play, and you didn’t want to, and I got angry and then-” That seemed to be all Adam could say.
“It was just a dream, Adam,” Hamish said, wrapping an arm around his shoulders.
“But what if I-”
“Shh. Let it go. It wasn’t real,” Hamish said, bringing Adam close to him.
“You’re not worried about this?” Adam said.
“Why should I be worried? You’re not going to go psycho on me are you? You certainly don’t strike me as particularly psychotic,” Hamish said, stifling a laugh in a bit to lighten the mood.
“I watched your face turn blue. I took your life with my bare hands. All because you didn’t want to play. You should stay away from me,” Adam said, pulling away.
“Don’t be like this. I’m not afraid of you. I trust you more than I trust anyone else,” Hamish said.
“Stop it. Just – leave me alone. Every time I see you, I remember that dream. Something… I should go before I hurt you,” Adam said, standing up.
“OK, now you’re scaring me,” Hamish said, standing up, shutting his eyes tight as his brain protests at the movement.
“Just go, leave me alone. I need to be away from you or I’m afraid I might hurt you,” Adam said, keeping his back to him.
“Seriously, Adam, I think you’re taking this a bit too seriously. It was just a dream, nothing more. You’ve never given me any reason to be afraid of you. Why are you so scared?” Hamish said.
“Because I fucking enjoyed it, Hamish. There was nothing but glee as I held you down and strangled you. Hurting you is something I’m terrified of doing. I love you too much to hurt you. You know I’d never hurt you, right?” Adam said, looking over his shoulder back at him.
“I’ve never been afraid of you. I know you’d never hurt me. You’re even too afraid to bite me sometimes, even when I’m telling you to hurry up and bite me already,” Hamish said with a grin.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t want to hurt you. You’re too precious to me,” Adam said.
“I’m a big boy. I know how to take care of myself. I know the age difference isn’t easy to live with, but I’m not a child, for fuck’s sake. I don’t need to be treated as if I’m going to break if you drop me. I’m tougher than that. I’m not made of porcelain. I don’t need to be mollycoddled. And if you’re going to let some stupid dream bug you so badly, then-” Hamish stopped because he had run out of words.
“Then what?” Adam said, slightly amused at Hamish’s outburst.
“I just think you’re taking this far too seriously. You shouldn’t be so afraid of hurting me you won’t touch me at all, dream or no dream. I want to be close to you. I’m not a doll. I’m not here for you to admire. I’m here because I love you. I want to touch you, be close to you, be able to fuck you, kiss you, tease you. I can’t do that if you’re too afraid to touch me,” Hamish said, surprisingly coherent. He walked up behind Adam and wrapped his arms around his waist, holding him tightly. He was surprised to feel Adam flinch at his touch. He leant his chin against his shoulder, trying to calm him down.
“Just don’t let me lose control. I couldn’t live with myself if ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do,” Adam said softly.
“It’ll be alright. It’s just a dream, nothing more. I’d only be concerned if you actually started threatening me. Then I’d have to bitchslap you until you came to your senses. Just let it go, love. You don’t need this stress, and I’m certainly not going to run away from you simply because you’ve had a bad dream,” Hamish said with a small laugh, running his fingers through Adam’s hair.
Adam held him back, pressing his back against him. Hamish had a way of getting through to him when he was troubled. Adam took a deep breath and did his best to send the dream on its way. Perhaps what he had been searching for all week was Hamish’s permission to let it go, which seemed absurd now. Still, he felt a weight had been lifted from him. Sometimes you needed to be reminded that life was more important than dreams.
“What would I ever do without you?” Adam said with a grin.
Hamish simply smiled and softly kissed his neck. “You’d have gone mad by now, I reckon,” he teased.
“Then I’d be justified in going psychotic, hey?” Adam said.
“Maybe. Why? Wanna find out?” Hamish said, pulling away from him.
Adam turned and grinned at him. “Are you gonna let me hit you now, hey?” he said, stalking forward.
“I never said that. But I won’t complain if you bit me. Just make it hard lik-”
Hamish was cut off as Adam attacked him, pushing him back inside the flat as he bit down hard on his shoulder. All Hamish made was this small squeaking noise as he was pushed back onto the couch, Adam still biting him hard. The pain was glorious. It was the only sort of pain Hamish could stand.
Adam’s hands were tugging at his shirt, his fingers sliding against his skin, and Hamish lay there squirming, happy, hands clutching Adam tightly, knowing they were both getting off on this. Adam was grinding against him slowly, furiously biting his neck, occasionally stopping to suck on the tender skin, causing Hamish to shiver beneath him.
This, Hamish decided, was how things were meant to be. This was the Adam he wanted.
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Date: 2007-03-25 01:39 am (UTC)i kept the article about craig too- i have a drawer in my desk full of articles about adam, hamish, lano and woodley and the chaser. he is pretty! very pretty! he's up there with andrew on my list of chaser favourites, as you already know XD
oh, poor thing. *am sad with you*
at least spicks and specks is free- all the admish we want *drools*
i've never had to actively search for a job(got my current one because i knew the boss already), but my friend applied everywhere and couldn't find a job for a year. *sympathises*
3 DAYS TILL CHASER!!!
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Date: 2007-03-25 07:38 am (UTC)Aye, it sucks. But I'm looking still. I haven't given up yet. *will call Brumbies tomorrow* I've been looking for nigh on 9 months and nothing. Hopefully, something will come along soon.
Yes, S&S, Chaser, and soon, Paul McDermott! *squees* It's the Slash Hour on ABC! XD *dances and squees*
THREE DAYS TIL CHASER! :D *bounces* I am so getting my brother to set up the VCR before he leaves in case I'm not home in time to record S&S and Chaser. :O *curses buses for running every hour at night*
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Date: 2007-03-29 10:40 am (UTC)slash hour!love it
HOW GOOD WAS CHASER?!?
love andrew's new hair, and his tribute song..just love andrew fullstop, as a matter of fact! crazy warehouse guy was great...i can't wait until next week!
i read your new craig/jules fic, and couldn't be bothered commenting there, so: love it. very interesting
any more admish coming soon?*puppy dog eyes*book 4?
or is it a chaser overload?
am definately going to see adam-got the tix the other day. squee!
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Date: 2007-03-29 08:53 pm (UTC)S&S was love, Chaser was love, it was an hour of love. :D Everything about last night's Chaser was brilliant (including the 1.2mil viewers! :D).
Ah, cool. :) Yes, it was fun to write, that. I'm always surprised at how coherent my writing is at 4am. XD
Not sure when more Admish will appear, it is pretty much a Chaser overload at the moment. I have enough Julian/girl!Craig bunnies hanging around to fill a castle with. XD
That is awesome. :D I'm sure you'll have a great time, and I wish I was going with you. XD
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Date: 2007-03-31 02:50 am (UTC)i see you've added a collar to craig- nice;)
curse you, chaser overload! let admish have a go!
i intend to enjoy myself(and hopefully meet mr hills!)XD
i wish you were coming with me too..*sniff*
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Date: 2007-03-31 06:05 am (UTC)Yes, I couldn't help myself. He looks sexy with a collar.
I'm trying to get into Admish again, but it's hard when The Chaser boys are doing their best to inspire me with their canon 'UST'. Bastards. >.< And when Adam and Hamish are content to simply cuddle and not even attempt to give me plot ideas. *sighs*
I'm sure you'll have a great time. I'll just stay here and wish I was there with you. *pouts*
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Date: 2007-04-02 02:09 am (UTC)am working my way through volume 2 of The War from last year- i love craig in 'are you being shagged'-he's so good at being gay/dressing up as a woman.
the main plot ideas i get of adam and hamish involve them having baths together, going on picnics atc. very fluffy stuff.
promise to think of you and take lots of photos. and if i meet him, will try to get a DNA sample so we can clone him XD
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Date: 2007-04-02 04:46 am (UTC)Yes, he does camp far too well and looks great as a woman. It's kinda freaky how well he suits dresses, actually. He's got the legs for it.
Yeah, but they're made of fluff, so that's alright. ;)
I'll be back here thinking about how great a time you're having. And yes, get that DNA sample. There's a reason I'm getting into genetics as a career. ;)
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Date: 2007-04-04 07:44 am (UTC)all fluff is good-that's my motto!
with your genetic expertise, and my...um,money and adam-meeting-ness, we can create a whole army of adams!yay!
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Date: 2007-04-04 07:48 am (UTC)Fluff is good if it's written well and not so oozing with sweetness I want to kill someone. But that's a personal preference more than anything.
Yes, I'll borrow Julian's cloning machine and we can have a whole army of Adams. :D Yay!
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Date: 2007-04-06 07:29 am (UTC)and then, if we can clone hamish, we can really have some fun!
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Date: 2007-04-06 07:34 am (UTC)Oh yeah, I've got Julian's cloning machine on a year long lease. Let's get to work.
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Date: 2007-04-07 07:27 am (UTC)a year? in that time, we could clone all the chaser boys as well! what are we sitting around for, let's do it!
wait, julian has a cloning machine?
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Date: 2007-04-07 07:30 am (UTC)I'm working on it. ;) Once I've got the Evil Underground Lair set up, we'll get started.
Of course he has. How else do you think he's going to take over the world? :P
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Date: 2007-04-07 07:47 am (UTC)is the Evil Underground Lair next to the porn dungeon where adam and hamish are being filmed? how convenient XD
he's planning on taking over the world? man, i've gotta read some more of these chaser slash fics *shakes head* looks like i've been missing out!
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Date: 2007-04-07 08:11 am (UTC)The Evil Underground Lair naturally contains the porn dungeon. We must protect our assets. :P
Of course he is. And yeah, you should. :P Just wait til I finish "Juilan's Guide To Taking Over The World" *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-08 02:26 am (UTC)naturally, yes XD
was this featured in a fic, or am i just oblivious? as julian's biographer, naturally you have access to his cloning machine. how could i not have known that? *giggles back*
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Date: 2007-04-08 04:35 am (UTC)Well of course. How else to protect the few humans worthy of protecting?
Does Andrew/Andrew ring a bell? I did plan a sequel, Chas/Chas, but never got around to writing it. So now I'm working on 'Julian's Guide To Taking Over The World.' He would entrust his cloning machine to no one else, m'dear. ;) *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-09 04:54 am (UTC)i came across this fic ages ago, but it was before i got interested in the chaser, so i didn't bother reading it. i was browsing around for it recently, and i've been meaning to ask you about, but hadn't got around to it, so: THANK YOU!
i love it, especially the andrew/andrew flirtingness- would make a VERY interesting fic ;)
as i was reading it, i could actually HEAR andrew speaking in my head-prob. because i've just spent 3 hours listening to the war commentaries XD (esp. the one with andrew and craig in 'are you being shagged',where craig had his hand down andrew's pants. andrew:"yes, he actually had to kind of cup me.."
v.v. slashy
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Date: 2007-04-09 06:37 am (UTC)Yeah, there wasn't as much Andrew/Andrew flirtiness as I had planned, but ah well. It still works. XD
You know, I'm like that with Chas or Craig, and sometimes Julian. Even when I'm reading stuff on The Chaser forums, I hear Chas' posts n his voice. Hmm... so sexy. XD
You know, every time I hear that part in ep 26, I always imagine Craig and Andrew mauling each other in the background while the others do the commentary. XD The image is ruined slightly but knowing they're not actually in a room with a couch. Aww. XD I love how they're hanging shit on Andrew's denial that he enjoyed it. Poor Andrew. *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-10 04:42 am (UTC)mmm, mauling. poor andrew. he should realise that no one believes his denials. you can hear in his voice that he very much enjoyed it XD
5 DAYS UNTIL I SEE ADAM!!
gah, what to say to him?!? must think on this
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Date: 2007-04-10 05:55 am (UTC)Yeah, I can imagine Craig having a lot of fun with that scene. XD
Ooh! :D I have a feeling that I'd forget anything I'd planned to say to him if I ever met him. XD That or I"d just keep seeing him with wings and in leather. *giggles*
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Date: 2007-04-12 05:29 am (UTC)oh, craig would definately have had fun. i can just see him dragging andrew off after they stopped filming, pinning him up against a wall, and.. god, i'm practically hyperventilating.
i'm afraid i'll just end up babbling and grinning at him like an idiot. intend to ask him for an autograph, a pic and a hug (and some DNA so we can clone him)
oh, did i mention yet that after i see adam, we're going on a holiday the next day? I WON'T BE BACK FOR 2 WEEKS!!THAT MEANS I CAN'T TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT FOR AGES!!AAAGGGGHHH!! unless i manage to find a computer in the middle of nowhere (highly unlikely). and i have to recruit my grandparents to tape all my shows for me (bummer)but i promise to remember every word he says, and tell you all about it when i get back :)
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Date: 2007-04-12 06:13 am (UTC)Yeah, I saw something like that too, 'cept Craig dragged him off somewhere isolated and yeah, they got smutty. XD
Aww, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just think of the clones. ;)
Ooh! I'll miss your comments, but I'm sure you'll have a good time. Just write down what happened as you're travelling so you can remember it for later. Then you can fill me in when you get back. :D
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Date: 2007-04-14 05:46 am (UTC)mmm, smutty boys
the clones, the clones. i must not fail my mission!
i hope to, indeed. i'll write down every word, every look for your squeeing pleasure.
i hope you realise that after i get back (after 2 weeks away) i'll be expecting plenty of lovely smutty adam slash? *puppy-dog eyes* just so you know ;)
see ya when i get back!!
wish me luck!!!
XD
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