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*whacks Tim, Adam and Wil*

Evil bitches.

A kinky bondage threesome with Tim in charge was not what I was aiming to write tonight.

You are all accused of attempts at turning my lovely novel into smut.

I don't care how hot it is.

Quit it or I will withhold sex from you until you learn to behave.

Your Narrator

Dear Narrator,

Just give in. They'll even agree to ponies. And leather. I'll do them up all pretty like. I'm willing to throw in some drag here. I know you've been looking for a way to fit that in. Come on, you know you want to write it. Stuff the migraine. We'll entertain you.

Tim,
on behalf of Adam and Wil

Dear Tim,

Stop being evil. Stop playing to my weaknesses.

Your Narrator

Dear Narrator,

It's either this or

50kinkyways. Your call. Do you really want to be limited by only one prompt?

Tim,
on behalf of Adam and Wil

Dear Tim,

Oh, you evil little bitch!

Fine. You win. But just this once.

Your Narrator
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Dear Seb,

Quit speaking in riddles. It's driving me crazy. I don't care if you're a Shinto God. Get over it.

Your Narrator.

Dear Craig,

I know how much you love editing my work and wandering around all smug like because you've seen fit to decree that you and only you should be able to hear my narration, a fact you love rubbing in your fellow characters noses to an obnoxious degree, I might add, but for the sake of my remaining sanity, could you desist, pretty please?

Constant arguments between us will only cause me stress and make me more likely to let Andrew kill you. So can we agree to not fight constantly while I'm writing? We're not supposed to edit while we're writing (or afterwards) so can we not try and be that crucial in the editing department? That's what December's for, ok?

Now, be a good little winged muse and behave and you can beat Andrew in that little fight you have.

Your Narrator

( Because I like posting random shit like this. It keeps me entertained. )

Sasha, writer person, whatever,

I don't much care what happens in the plot, as long as I get Chris all to myself. I've become rather attached to him of late. Replace my clone with me. I've returned from wherever I was with Ten and now I'm taking my clone's place. Perhaps I could kill him in some bizarre battle or something? As long as I get lots of sex with Chris too.

Regards,
Andrew

Darling Andrew,

Oh, no, you are not making this a Doctor Who crossover as well. I've got enough bloody characters and a decent enough plot without having to organise exactly how you and Ten turn up again. I thought we'd been over this? No Andrew and Ten turning up at the last minute to save the day. We've done that already. Give me something else that doesn't involve you turning up and killing your clone so you can have Chris.

Your Narrator

Dear Narrator,

I've been positively helpful all month! Go on, make it a Doctor Who crossover! It'd be awesome. We don't have to turn up at the last minute. We could turn up at the beginning. Can I have sex with Ten? Can I have sex with Ten and Chris? Can I punch Craig out for being an annoying little bitch? Are you going to use any of my ideas or just ignore me? Because if you're just going to ignore me, I'll take Chris and leave you with Craig.

Regards,
Andrew

Dear Andrew, my beloved muse,

OK, OK, I'll consider a Doctor Who crossover, but I'm not making any promises. We'll see how the story unfolds when we start writing. You're right, it'd be better if you turned up at the beginning.

Don't leave me with Craig come November, ok?

Your Narrator

To Chris and Andrew,

I really appreciate the lovely piece of smut you inspired earlier this evening, very well done. I can see you're totally focused on ~~the upcoming NaNo~~ getting in each other's pants. You're doing a fine job of making Craig very jealous.

And yes, that piece of smut you inspired is indeed very hot. I'm not denying that.

But, would it kill you to quit thinking about sex long enough to help me with NaNo? Please?

Your Narrator

Dear Andrew, my oh so wonderful muse,

Look, I appreciate you hanging around this evening, but did you have to hang around absolutely pining for Chris? Oz was bad enough.

And didn't you say in a prevous letter that you don't do angst? Please. You angst, and you angst well.

If you're going to be in a miserable mood, the least you could do is try to help me write. I don't care if it's angsty. Anything's better than having you moping about. So let's find something to write about, ok?

Your Narrator.

P.S. Stop looking so fucking miserable! I'm sure Chris will come back.

Right.

So all I have to do to get you guys to show up is yell at you, hey? You could've picked a better time to show up than just as the Brazilian F1 grand prix starts, you selfish bastards.

Oh, and Chris? Why are you suddenly into pain? You're not supposed to be into pain. You and Andrew aren't supposed to be like that. I thought we'd left Charles as the only pain slut? You are not turning into a pain slut, Chris. You can't be that submissive, you have to dom Craig later on. You can't do that if you're that submissive.

later,

Your Narrator

( Letters from my characters )

Hmm... in hindsight, perhaps I should've refrained from the poking. They've all gone and vanished on me, the bastards. No, not all of them. I've still got Charles, Adam and Hamish here, but the rest have either not shown up at all or have disappeared again.

( Letters to my characters )

And I know not all of you hang around the NaNo forums.

Because I figure I should probably post something in here, and not leave this poor journal to languish in forgotten LJ land.

So, Sashataakheru presents a series of posts containing letters to my characters, muse, life, etc, and the letters they send back to me when they feel like it.

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5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12	13	14	15	16	17	18
19	20	21	22	23	24	25
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The Web Of Lies

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