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wolfanfics*whacks Tim, Adam and Wil*
Evil bitches.
A kinky bondage threesome with Tim in charge was not what I was aiming to write tonight.
You are all accused of attempts at turning my lovely novel into smut.
I don't care how hot it is.
Quit it or I will withhold sex from you until you learn to behave.
Your Narrator
Dear Narrator,
Just give in. They'll even agree to ponies. And leather. I'll do them up all pretty like. I'm willing to throw in some drag here. I know you've been looking for a way to fit that in. Come on, you know you want to write it. Stuff the migraine. We'll entertain you.
Tim,
on behalf of Adam and Wil
Dear Tim,
Stop being evil. Stop playing to my weaknesses.
Your Narrator
Dear Narrator,
It's either this or![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
50kinkyways. Your call. Do you really want to be limited by only one prompt?
Tim,
on behalf of Adam and Wil
Dear Tim,
Oh, you evil little bitch!
Fine. You win. But just this once.
Your Narrator
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Dear Seb,
Quit speaking in riddles. It's driving me crazy. I don't care if you're a Shinto God. Get over it.
Your Narrator.
Evil bitches.
A kinky bondage threesome with Tim in charge was not what I was aiming to write tonight.
You are all accused of attempts at turning my lovely novel into smut.
I don't care how hot it is.
Quit it or I will withhold sex from you until you learn to behave.
Your Narrator
Dear Narrator,
Just give in. They'll even agree to ponies. And leather. I'll do them up all pretty like. I'm willing to throw in some drag here. I know you've been looking for a way to fit that in. Come on, you know you want to write it. Stuff the migraine. We'll entertain you.
Tim,
on behalf of Adam and Wil
Dear Tim,
Stop being evil. Stop playing to my weaknesses.
Your Narrator
Dear Narrator,
It's either this or
50kinkyways. Your call. Do you really want to be limited by only one prompt?Tim,
on behalf of Adam and Wil
Dear Tim,
Oh, you evil little bitch!
Fine. You win. But just this once.
Your Narrator
*****************************
Dear Seb,
Quit speaking in riddles. It's driving me crazy. I don't care if you're a Shinto God. Get over it.
Your Narrator.
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Date: 2006-11-28 11:58 pm (UTC)YOU WIN.
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Date: 2006-11-29 03:40 am (UTC)There's nothing worse than him turning up to talk to someone and not. actually. making. a. point. leaving everyone's sitting there wondering what on earth that was all about.
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Date: 2006-11-29 02:30 am (UTC)I will not give in to comedian RPS again.
I will not... oh, sod it. GUH,
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Date: 2006-11-29 03:41 am (UTC)