The Web Of Lies

Like I need another of these. But srsly, the prompts are awesome. XD

So citrus_taste smut challenge thingumie.

Planning to write in pretty much every RPS fandom I've written in, so expect a nice grab-bag of smut. Yes, this includes politician slash. You've been warned. >:P

I'll probably finish off a few prompts I didn't get to write for the Porn Battle a while back while I'm at it. Also have plans for sparkly!vampire!Craig sex and werewolf!Chas/werewolf!Andrew sex, amongst other things. XD

NB: Only Chaser fic written for this table will be posted publicly; the rest will remain flocked.

Kink-tastic table:

001. Comfort Sex** ELO - Jeff Lynne/Bev Bevan	002. Table	003. Flavored Lube	004. Bathtub Playtime	005. Body Oil/Paints
006. The Net	007. Movie Scene Re-enactment	008. Shower Sex	009. Hideaway* The Chaser - Chas Liccardello/Andrew Hansen	010. To the Hilt AusPolitics - Turnbull/Pyne/Abbott/Hockey/Rudd
011. Blindfold	012. Vanilla	013. Doggie-Style The Chaser - Chas Licciardello/Andrew Hansen	014. Food Fetish	015. Dominatrix AusComedy - Craig Reucassel/Adam Hills/Wil Anderson
016. Toys	017. Virginal	018. Waterproof The Chaser - Charles Firth/Andrew Hansen	019. Knife Play	020. Vibrator
021. Choker	022. Honey Dust ELO - Jeff Lynne/Roy Wood	023. Medical Play	024. Spanking	025. Fingering
026. Harems	027. Orgasm Denial The Chaser - Andrew Hansen/Chris Taylor	028. Anonymous The Chaser - girl!Craig Reucassel/Andrew Hansen	029. Rim Job	030. Harness
031. Costumes	032. Anal Sex	033. Double-Penetration ELO - Jeff Lynne/FtM!Bev Bevan/Kelly Groucutt	034. Animalistic The Chaser - Chas Licciardello/Andrew Hansen	035. Blow Job/Going Down
036. Threesome	037. Grinding	038. Pornography	039. Position 69	040. Biting
041. BDSM AusPolitics - Malcolm Turnbull/Tony Abbott/Christopher Pyne	042. Vampirism No Doubt - Tony Kanal/Gwen Stefani	043. Tantric Sex	044. Masturbation	045. Voyeruism
046. Lap Dance	047. In Public ELO - Jeff Lynne/Bev Bevan/Roy Wood	048. Imprisonment/Captivity The Chaser/Neon Genesis - Gendou Ikari/Chris Taylor	049. Leather	050. Wildcard

* Also written for prompt 038 - You Got Lucky from the lime table of citrus_taste
** Also written for prompt 024 - My Fairytale from the lime table of citrus_taste

This is a charming and far longer than necessary fic. And it's public because, well, it's just that awesome. XD

Title: Icon Wars
Author: sashataakheru
Multifandom: The Chaser/CNNNNverse/Spicks & Specks/Egyptian Mythology/Mock The Week/The Lion King/of Montreal/JJJ/Garbage/James Bond/ABC Newscaff/MS Office/Doctor Who/The Legend of Zelda/metafandom
Starring: 3D Clippit, Andrew Hansen, Charles Firth, Chas Liccardello, Chris Taylor, Craig Reucassel, Dom Knight, Julian Morrow; Adam Hills, Adminch Bunny, Admish Bunny, Hamish Blake, Tim Minchin; Aset, Djehuty, Heru-sa-aset, Sobek, Wepwawet; Dara O Briain, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard's leg; Kevin Barnes, robot!Shirley Manson, Shirley Manson; Marieke Hardy, Myf Warhurst; Tony Jones. Zira; Mistress Ibdjehuty; The Dot, F1, Office Logo, Merlin, Mother Nature, Links, and Rocky (the other Office XP Office Assistants); references to Google, anti-virus programs and Daleks
Pairings: 3D Clippit/Adam Hills; Adminch Bunny/Admish Bunny; Andrew Hansen/Aset; Charles Firth/Chas Liccardello; Chris Taylor/ cnnnn wank; CNNNN newsbar/Craig Reucassel; Dara O Briain/Djehuty; Dom Knight/Frankie Boyle; Hamish Blake/Heru-sa-aset; Hugh Dennis/Julian Morrow; Kevin Barnes/Marieke Hardy; Mistress Ibdjehuty/Myf Warhurst; Pathetic Christmas lights/robot!Shirley Manson; Russell Howard's leg/Shirley Manson; Sobek/The Chaser logo; Tim Minchin/Tony Jones; Volvox/Wepwawet; Winged human rebel flag/Zira; Adam/Hamish and implied Adam/Tim, as well as the usual Andrew/Charles and Julian/Chas that appear in any fic by default now. XD
Word Count: 5,322/11,506
Parts: 1/2 [Part Two]
Warnings: CRACKCRACKCRACK. 8D
Rating: FRAO
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination
Author’s Notes: Based on that icon meme where you take the people/characters in your icons, pair them alphabetically and write fic. Just, er, I got a little carried away. XD Also, (80s!)gamer!Andrew has eaten my soul. I apologise. XD
Summary: Ebil!Dara has unleashed an ebil virus onto the internet, and it’s up to Andrew, Adam, Hamish, and their allies, to destroy it and save the internet from very certain destruction. D:

( Icon Wars )