Bread And Circuses

Title: Bread and Circuses
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: The Chaser/AusComedy/etc RPS
Starring: Ross Noble, Wil Anderson, Ray Martin, Julian Morrow (clown), Chas Licciardello (clown), Craig Reucassel (jelly wrestling), Andrew Hansen (jelly wrestling), Charles Firth (ring master), Jay and Sasha (being evil, naturally. :P)
Pairings: Ray/?, Craig/Andrew, Wil/Ross, Julian/Chas
Word Count: 1,718
Prompt: 'Ray Martin Fights a Pig, now with bonus meta', thanks to Jay. :P
Warnings: smut, Ray Martin fighting something.
Rating: FRM
Disclaimer: Not true in any way, shape or form. For srs.
Author’s Notes: Jay’s fault again. XD Though I apologise in advance for the lack of pig. I hope this makes up for it though. :P
Summary: It’s the big night again. The people have come from miles to see just what Ray Martin will fight next…

( Bread And Circuses )

citrus_taste kink-tastic table

Like I need another of these. But srsly, the prompts are awesome. XD

So citrus_taste smut challenge thingumie.

Planning to write in pretty much every RPS fandom I've written in, so expect a nice grab-bag of smut. Yes, this includes politician slash. You've been warned. >:P

I'll probably finish off a few prompts I didn't get to write for the Porn Battle a while back while I'm at it. Also have plans for sparkly!vampire!Craig sex and werewolf!Chas/werewolf!Andrew sex, amongst other things. XD

NB: Only Chaser fic written for this table will be posted publicly; the rest will remain flocked.

Kink-tastic table:

001. Comfort Sex** ELO - Jeff Lynne/Bev Bevan	002. Table	003. Flavored Lube	004. Bathtub Playtime	005. Body Oil/Paints
006. The Net	007. Movie Scene Re-enactment	008. Shower Sex	009. Hideaway* The Chaser - Chas Liccardello/Andrew Hansen	010. To the Hilt AusPolitics - Turnbull/Pyne/Abbott/Hockey/Rudd
011. Blindfold	012. Vanilla	013. Doggie-Style The Chaser - Chas Licciardello/Andrew Hansen	014. Food Fetish	015. Dominatrix AusComedy - Craig Reucassel/Adam Hills/Wil Anderson
016. Toys	017. Virginal	018. Waterproof The Chaser - Charles Firth/Andrew Hansen	019. Knife Play	020. Vibrator
021. Choker	022. Honey Dust ELO - Jeff Lynne/Roy Wood	023. Medical Play	024. Spanking	025. Fingering
026. Harems	027. Orgasm Denial The Chaser - Andrew Hansen/Chris Taylor	028. Anonymous The Chaser - girl!Craig Reucassel/Andrew Hansen	029. Rim Job	030. Harness
031. Costumes	032. Anal Sex	033. Double-Penetration ELO - Jeff Lynne/FtM!Bev Bevan/Kelly Groucutt	034. Animalistic The Chaser - Chas Licciardello/Andrew Hansen	035. Blow Job/Going Down
036. Threesome	037. Grinding	038. Pornography	039. Position 69	040. Biting
041. BDSM AusPolitics - Malcolm Turnbull/Tony Abbott/Christopher Pyne	042. Vampirism No Doubt - Tony Kanal/Gwen Stefani	043. Tantric Sex	044. Masturbation	045. Voyeruism
046. Lap Dance	047. In Public ELO - Jeff Lynne/Bev Bevan/Roy Wood	048. Imprisonment/Captivity The Chaser/Neon Genesis - Gendou Ikari/Chris Taylor	049. Leather	050. Wildcard

* Also written for prompt 038 - You Got Lucky from the lime table of citrus_taste
** Also written for prompt 024 - My Fairytale from the lime table of citrus_taste

Original fiction: Starlight and Centaurus in the Big City MkII

Mostly written for my own amusement creative writing unit this semester, this is a first person version of this charming little piece. I, uh, changed some of the dialogue somewhat, if only to avoid repetition, though I kept the ending because, well, I liked it better and didn't think I could perfect it further.

Not sure if I'll keep this or not. Might just revise the third person version to reflect this one. I like the flow of dialogue better. It sounds more natural. Or something. XD

( Scary city is scary. D: )