The Web Of Lies

Title: Lightning Bolt
Author: Sashataakheru
Fandom: AusComedy/The Chaser (Futuristic AU)
Characters: Adam Hills, Hamish Blake, Wil Anderson, Craig Reucassel
Pairings: Adam/Hamish, Adam/Wil, Hamish/Wil, Wil/Craig
Prompt: #44 Piercing for 50kinkyways
Word Count: 1,784
Warnings: Adam’s dark side, proof I should stop reading books on brainwashing and the Evil Overlord list at the same time. XD
Rating: FRM (violence, swearing, etc)
Disclaimer: I don’t know them, not associated with them, just a slashy fangirl admirer with a very active imagination.
Author's Notes: Um, Adam should stop saying things like “I want to be a Bond villain” because it just makes me write shit like this. XD
Dedication: For fan_girl63, because I haven't written any Admish for ages. :D
Summary: …I got inspired? Basically, we have Evil Villain!Adam, his cohort Hamish, and a couple of bedraggled captured spies. For the record, Wil dragged Craig along for the ride. Sorry, Craig, but to your credit, you didn’t tell any secrets.
( Lightning Bolt )

I have a plot! I have a plot! *bounces* Yay!

Inspired by a little character quiz thing I found on the NaNo forums. You know, list 12 characters and then fill in the questions. So the last question was:

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

(NB: 1=Chas; 9=Charles; 4=Julian; 11=Tim (I think it's Tim Minchin, but I'm not sure); 12=Adam Hills; 5=Chris; 3=Shane (Cubis; because he randomly turned up); and all this leads to me including Hamish, Andrew, Craig, Dom and a whole pile of hilarity)

Ok, so I haven't come up with a title yet, but I have a plot! Yay! It goes a little something like this:

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ETA: Chas clone! XD Chas doesn't meet his clone until the very end when they bitchfight over Julian's dead body. *dances* Yay! I'll call it Chas/Chas in honour of this achievement.

ETA 2: xposted to sashataakheru. :P So there.

ETA 3: Copied and pasted (almost) word-for-word because I'm lazy. So fuck you.