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Dear Craig,

I know how much you love editing my work and wandering around all smug like because you've seen fit to decree that you and only you should be able to hear my narration, a fact you love rubbing in your fellow characters noses to an obnoxious degree, I might add, but for the sake of my remaining sanity, could you desist, pretty please?

Constant arguments between us will only cause me stress and make me more likely to let Andrew kill you. So can we agree to not fight constantly while I'm writing? We're not supposed to edit while we're writing (or afterwards) so can we not try and be that crucial in the editing department? That's what December's for, ok?

Now, be a good little winged muse and behave and you can beat Andrew in that little fight you have.

Your Narrator