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wolfanfics) wrote2006-12-19 11:23 pm
wolfanfics) wrote2006-12-19 11:23 pm
Today's Effort
Another dare, this time:
Have an entire important conversation take place in IMs complete with emoticons.
Not sure exactly where I'll fit it in, but I wrote it anyway. It's not quite finished, but I hope to get it done tomorrow in amongst Christmas shopping. Makes for an interesting read, no?
Yeah, I ripped off the Trillian AIM group chat logs format. Bite me. Kept spelling mistakes for authenticity. :P
Session Start November 18 2026 23:05:42
*** Adam has joined the chat
*** Hamish has joined the chat
Hamish: Hey love
*** Jules has joined the chat
Adam: Hi there
Hamish: love you :P
*** Wil has joined the chat
*** Tim has joined the chat
Wil: Here just like you asked, sir :P
Tim: I’ve made sure he’s behaving himself. I’ve tied him to the chair.
Hamish: you did what??
Tim: I. Tied. Wil. To. His. Chair. Do I need to be any clearer than that?
Wil: He did too. I can barely move my arms except to type. Bitch.
Adam: Oh shut it, Wil. Since when have you not liked being tied up? :P
Wil: I won’t answer that.
Adam: Sure mate.
*** Caleb has joined the chat
*** Sam_Reddings has joined the chat
*** Chris&Andrew has joined the chat
Caleb: Haha, Craig thinks I’m asleep.
*** Chas has joined the chat
*** Craig has joined the chat
Craig: not any more i don’t :P naughty little scamp
Sam_Reddings: Reporting from Cairns barracks, as requested Adam.
Chris&Andrew: Did Wil get tied up? I overheard Tim talking about that.
Wil: What?? How’d you hear that? Tim, have you been babbling about things again?
Tim: No more than usual, chicky. :P
Tim: You doing you rbest to keep Andrew awake, are you Chris?
Chris&Andrew: Whatever do you mean? *tries to look innocent*
Chris&Andrew: He’s just keeping me company.
Tim: He’s sitting on your lap, isn’t he?
Chris&Andrew: Where else would he be? :P
Chris&Andrew: Um, don’t answer that.
Adam: Wasn’t going to, Andrew. Are we all here?
Hamish: you know i am, silly. :P
Adam: Just because you’re sitting right next to me doesn’t mean you can be a smart arse
Hamish: aww, but that takes all the fun out of it
Wil: Just hit him if he gets annoying, Adam
Adam Thanks for the advice, darling ;)
Tim: You could just let me tie him up, ya know
Adam: Nah, he’d like that too much
Hamish: you couldn’t tie me up as well as adam could, tim.
Tim: You haven’t let me tie you up yet ;)
Wil: Yeah, shut it, Ham. Tim’s better than Adam at that sort of thing. Where do you think Adam learnt that stuff anyway? :P
Adam: Hamish just hit me. Thanks Wil.
Wil: my pleasure, darling
Hamish: we’ll talk about that later, adam
Wil; Ooh, Adam’s in trouble! :P
Adam: Quit it, Wil. Dom’t make me come over there and hit you too.
Wil: Ooh, I’m so scared. Do your worse, Hillsy.
Adam: Don’y tempt me. As you said yourself, I learnt everything I know from Tim.
Wil: But you don’t have his attitude. That’s why you bow to him, still. ;)
Adam: Will you mind not bringing that up right now? We do have important thigns to discuss.
Wil: Yes, Boss. :P
Jules: having fun there, girls?
Adam: Leave it, Jules. We have like, less than two weeks to sort this out. Can we concentrate on that for just one moment?
Wil: Yeah, alright. For you, love. *kisses*
Hamish: quit it, wil.
Wil: Calm the fuck down, Ham. Paranoid little thing, aren’t you?
Adam: Wil, I said cut it out. Concentrate. How are the troops holding up?
Wil: Not too bad. It’s mostly them keeping fit now. They know how to fight. Just a matter of going over the battle plans and work out how we’re doing things now.
Sam_Reddings: I’ve managed to gather the numbers on how many we have on our side. About 20 to 30 thousand. Mostly ground troops, but we have some allies further up as well. That’;s just in this state though. I’m still waiting for intel from the rest of the country
Sam_Reddings: But I thinkw e can gather enough to succeed. There’s weapons being collected and hidden away for the battle. And the latest news is China is gathering its military forces in preparation for an invasion.
Sam_Reddings: The word from the outside world is it’s only a matter of time. Do we still go ahead for the 29th if China invades before then?
Adam: What would be the point? We attack when China invades. Can we talk them into leaving Canberra to us?
Sam_Reddings: Possibly. I know the Army has sent a team of negotiators over, and their saying China’s likely to invade from the north and word south. Make their way through the country and attack every city.
Sam_Reddings: And you know what sort of weapons they have. There’ll be not much left of this country by the time they’re finished with it.
Jules: it’d be nice to have that chaos as a distraction though. If they attack from the north, we could immediately head towards Canberra and take them. Any chance of a joint operation?
Sam_Reddings: I’d have to check with China and see if we can’t work something out. I know they’r eon our side though. That’s why they’re wanting to invade. Maybe we could halt the fullscale invasion and let us take the front, with them as backup?
Sam_Reddings: Hell, it worked for America, arm the rebels, then bomb the shit out of their country.
Wil: And look what happened to America.
Adam: Yeah, I know. We’ve had this discussion already. :P
Craig: are you going to talk to me at all, or can caleb and i disappear?
Jules: you never want to be here, craig. Find someone else to complain to.
Craig: shut it, jules. i’ve travelled halfway across the country in the back of some fucking cargo train with my boy to find someone i’ve never met, and now i’ve managed to hijack someone’s laptop i stole just so i could be here and you’re all fucking ignoring me.
Craig: caleb’s about to fall asleep, poor thing.
Chas: so stop complaining and get on with it then or let the poor boy sleep.
Craig: shut up, lapdog
Chas: i’m not a lapdog. Stop calling me that!
Craig: you are too. Stupid little obedient lapdog.
Jules: craig, stop it, this isn’t helping.
Chas: if i was over there right now, i’d fucking kill you.
Caleb: Chas, leave it. I’ll just refuse him sex for a week. That’ll teach him.
Craig: Hey!
Caleb: Leave him alone, Craig. God, can’t you get on with anyone anymore?
Chris&Andrew: Haha, your boyfriend’s making more sense than you, Craig. :P
Craig: shut it, you two. i don’t need you two on my case as well.
Chris&Andrew: We’re not the ones antagonising everyone, Craig darling.
Craig: this isn’t my fault and you know it
Chris&Andrew: Whatever you reckon love.
Craig: and what’s that supposed to mean?
Caleb: That you need to shut the fuck up so we can get on with this, darling. :P
Caleb: Or do I need to come over there and make you concentrate?
Craig: evil little shit you are. i thought you were sleeping.
Caleb: Shows how much you know :P
Adam: I’m sorry, I love watching you guys fight. Seriously, Craig, get over yourself.
Wil: Or I’ll make you, bitch. :P
Craig: you ocme near me wil and i’ll fucking smacjk you, bitch
Wil: Getting so angry you can’t type properly, hey?
Caleb: Leave him, Wil. I’ll deal with him.
Chas: i don’t know why you put up with him, caleb, love.
Caleb: Hey, I’m getting him out of your hair, you should all be fucking grateful for that.
Craig: see, i know you all hate me
Tim: You don’t think we don’t have good reason to hate you? God, I’d tie you up and lock you in the dungeon just to shut you up.
Tim: And not in an erotic way either.
Adam: That dungeon has many interesting uses, doesn’t it, Tim?
Hamish: how come i’ve never seen this dungeon, adam?
Adam: You never asked, silly :P
Hamish: i’ve been here how long and you never showed me that fucking dungeon? you never even told me it was here!
Adam: Settle down, love. I’ll show you later. And stop hitting me!
Adam: Can we please try and stay on track?
Adam: Or is this just going to descend into some weird cyber orgy?
Wil: You know I’m voting for the orgy, yeah?
Adam: You would. :P
Adam: Guys, please, I’m trying to be serious here. We need to sort this out. Don’t make me come over there and whip every last one of you into shape. Quit the giggling and let’s get on with it.
Hamish: you’d better, he’s looking mighty angry right now o.o
Tim: No need to get bitchy, Adam. We’re just messing around.
Adam: Like this is a good time to mess around. We have ten days. Ten. Days. If we don’t have this organised, China will fucking blow us to smithereens.
Wil: Alright, alright, settle down, mate.
Tim: Yeah, don’t get your knickers in a knot, love. ;)
Adam: Oh, shush, Tim. You’ll give everyone bad images. :P
Hamish: i’m not sure i want to know what you’re referring to
Adam: Ham, no, you really don’t
Hamish: there was no need to poke me *pokes back*
Adam: Don’t make me tackle you to the ground and tickle you til you can’t breathe
Hamish: and you’re the one telling everyone to stay on track? :P
Adam: Be quiet you.
Hamish: can someone stop him poking me please?
Wil: Can I come and poke him too? :P
Adam: I’ll poke you later, darling. ;)
Wil: Smutty thing you.
Adam: Don’t you know it.
Jules: weren’t you trying to get us together for something important, Adam?
Adam: I’m considering giving up. No one seems to be interested. I’ll just let China take on the responsibility. We can sit here chatting about nothing while our own people come and hunt us down. I’ll go and let you children play on.
Adam: Anyone who’s up for a serious conversation can join me later.
*** Adam has left the chat
Hamish: shit, guys, let me go sort him out.
*** Hamish has left the chat
Jules: way to go guys.
Wil: Shit.
Tim: Your fault, Wil. :P
Wil: Craig’s fault
Craig: quit blaming me!
Caleb: Craig honey, let me distract you while they’re bickering.
Craig: i thought you were tired :P
Caleb: Not anymore love. :P
Craig: come on then, before mr drumpy pants returns
Wil: Drumpy pants? *giggles*
Craig: i meant grumpy bitch :P
Wil: Sure you did
Craig: fuck off wil
Wil: You fuck off first. Isn’t that what Caleb wants?
Craig: bitch. i’ve never liked you.
*** Craig has left the chat
Wil: I don’t think Adam’s Mr Grumpy Pants *giggles*
Tim: You’re so mean to him, Wil.
Wil: What? You telling me he doesn’t deserve it? If he’s taking it that seriously, he’s in trouble.
Caleb: I’ll go fuck his grumpy mood out of him, shall I?
Wil: Better you than me, mate.
*** Caleb has left the chat
Wil: I’ve hijacked Wil’s keyboard because ehe’s been naughty. And the little shit will behave himself or I’ll get really nasty.
Wil: Bitch
Wil: I’m your Master. Deal with it.
Wil: I still hate you
Wil: Quit it, bitch. I have a pile of toys nearby. Don’t make me get them out.
Wil: Fine. *pouts* But I like toys!
Wil: You won’t like these toys. And pouting won’t make me nicer. Just behave yourself.
Wil: Yeah, alright.
Wil: Yes sir! *pokes*
Wil: Yes *sir* :P
Jules: Be right back. Have to go talk to Charles. He seems to want something important.
Chas: he wants you to beat him again jules. he never wants anything else. :P
Jules: I’ll beat you in a second, love.
Chas: yeah,. you know that threat never works on me, right?
Jules: Oh shut it. Be glad you’re not where I am right now.
*** Jules has left the chat
Chas: aww, julie-boy’s gone. :(
Chris&Andrew: You’ll live Chassy.
Chris&Andrew: Get your arse over onto that bed, Chris. I need to punish you again.
Chris&Andrew: Ooh, kinky! *giggles*
Chris&Andrew: No scars if you misbehave
Chris&Andrew: Meanie :P
*** Chris&Andrew has left the chat
Chas: hey! what am i supposed to do while you’re all off fucking, hmm? come back you cunts
Sam_Reddings: Leave them be. Unless you want to play with me, hmm>
Chas: i’d go for food, but jules wants me to stay and log the chat. damn jules. *pouts*
Chas: thanks for the offer, but it won’t be the same. you’re not julie, and i know you’re not a guy.
Sam_Reddings: Doesn’t mean I can’t pretend :P
Chas: nah, that’;d be too weird.
Sam_Reddings: Suit yourself then
Chas: thanks for the offer though, just yeah. sorry about that.
Sam_Reddings: It’s alright.
*** Adam has joined the chat
*** Hamish has joined the chat
Hamish: our invincible leader returns!
Adam: Quit it, Ham. Hey, where’d everyone go?
Chas: jules went to talk t charles, chris and andrew are fucking, as are craig and caleb. not sure what wil and tim are doing though
Wil: Wil’s being punished. :P
Adam: Is he now?
Wil: Yeah. He was being a cunt to Craig. Needs to be taught a lesson.
Adam: That’d be right. I disappear, you all decide to have sex.
Hamish: jealous, are we? :P
Adam: You’ll get yours laer, Hamish
Hamish: *jumps up and down like an excited schoolgirl*
Adam: He really is, you know *pokes Hamish*
Adam: Call everyone. Get them back in here now. I don’t care if they’re not done yet. We need to flesh this out now. They can fuck later.
Wil: Onto it, mate. ;)
Chas: i miss jules. when’s he coming back?
Adam: Tomorrow, I hope.
Sam_Reddings: Where’d he end up anyway? Wasn’t he supposed to be scouting around Adelaide or something?
Adam: I sent him through Melbourne and Adelaide. Needed to get numbers and source some weapons. Sent him with Charles and a coupel of your boys, Sam, just to get them through check points and whatnot.
Sam_Reddings: Good idea. Hope things are going well. We’ve got a good idea of the barracks that are on our side up here. Plus, we have ourselves some tanks.
Adam: Excellent. How soon can we rally everyone? Or should we leave some troops behind in each state?
Sam_Reddings: Leave some behind. You never know when you’ll need allies. But we’ve got enough troops up here to send half down to you guys in Sydney and keep the rest in case we need to escape. And they’ve promised to look after the civilians in case of an
Sam_Reddings: invasion by China as their first priority. They’ve already been planning evacuation drills in case they need to get them all out of the way fast.
Adam: That’s very forward-thinking of them. What should we do about those barracks against us?
Sam_Reddings: Try not to kill them, but they’re soldiers, it’s what they’ve been trained to do, fight and die. Better to fight the army than the civilians.
*** Jules has joined the chat
Jules: adam, charles has news from the outside world. chinas declared war, they’re on the move, their planes and ships are all gathering, getting ready to move out. we need to act now. they could be here in less than a week.
Adam: Shit. Right. We need to get organised.
Adam: Tim, where are the others?
Wil: I called them, yelled at them, and if they’re not here now, feel free to punish them when they get back to the haven.
*** Chris&Andrew has joined the chat
Wil: Can I have my keyboard back now?
Chris&Andrew: Sorry, had a call about the weapons we’re getting in. Cops are onto it, we have to leave. We’re coming back tonight, hopefully without being arrested. Fill us in later. Gotta run.
*** Chris&Andrew has left the chat
*** Craig has joined the chat
*** Caleb has joined the chat
Wil: Alright then. Have it back. :P
Wil: Thanks. :P
Adam: Anyone else have to run because they’re about to be arrested?
Tim: Fine over here.
Wil: what he said.
Craig: not here, adam
Caleb: It’s scarily quiet out here, you know.
Jules: we’re safe for now.
Chas: probably safe. i think that guy you sent me off with is sleeping. and yes i can still see him before you ask jules
Jules: good boy. :)
Adam: Then let’s get on with thigns properly this time. No sex, no distractions, ok? We need to focus. Can you manage that for an hour or so? Then you’re free to fuck all you like.
Wil: I bet Chris and Andrew aren’t about to be arrested. :P I bet they’re fucking already.
Tim: You’d like that, wouldn’t you Wil?
Wil: What are you insinuating?
Tim: You know perfectly well what I’m insinuating.
Adam: Cut it out guys. Concentrate, or I’ll make you.
Wil: What can you do from there?
Adam: Don’t piss me off enough to find out.
Tim: And I’ll be holding you down so he can do his worst. :P
Adam: Please tell me you and Tim have something to report from all this, yeah?
Tim: We’ve been meeting potential allies all day.
Have an entire important conversation take place in IMs complete with emoticons.
Not sure exactly where I'll fit it in, but I wrote it anyway. It's not quite finished, but I hope to get it done tomorrow in amongst Christmas shopping. Makes for an interesting read, no?
Yeah, I ripped off the Trillian AIM group chat logs format. Bite me. Kept spelling mistakes for authenticity. :P
Session Start November 18 2026 23:05:42
*** Adam has joined the chat
*** Hamish has joined the chat
Hamish: Hey love
*** Jules has joined the chat
Adam: Hi there
Hamish: love you :P
*** Wil has joined the chat
*** Tim has joined the chat
Wil: Here just like you asked, sir :P
Tim: I’ve made sure he’s behaving himself. I’ve tied him to the chair.
Hamish: you did what??
Tim: I. Tied. Wil. To. His. Chair. Do I need to be any clearer than that?
Wil: He did too. I can barely move my arms except to type. Bitch.
Adam: Oh shut it, Wil. Since when have you not liked being tied up? :P
Wil: I won’t answer that.
Adam: Sure mate.
*** Caleb has joined the chat
*** Sam_Reddings has joined the chat
*** Chris&Andrew has joined the chat
Caleb: Haha, Craig thinks I’m asleep.
*** Chas has joined the chat
*** Craig has joined the chat
Craig: not any more i don’t :P naughty little scamp
Sam_Reddings: Reporting from Cairns barracks, as requested Adam.
Chris&Andrew: Did Wil get tied up? I overheard Tim talking about that.
Wil: What?? How’d you hear that? Tim, have you been babbling about things again?
Tim: No more than usual, chicky. :P
Tim: You doing you rbest to keep Andrew awake, are you Chris?
Chris&Andrew: Whatever do you mean? *tries to look innocent*
Chris&Andrew: He’s just keeping me company.
Tim: He’s sitting on your lap, isn’t he?
Chris&Andrew: Where else would he be? :P
Chris&Andrew: Um, don’t answer that.
Adam: Wasn’t going to, Andrew. Are we all here?
Hamish: you know i am, silly. :P
Adam: Just because you’re sitting right next to me doesn’t mean you can be a smart arse
Hamish: aww, but that takes all the fun out of it
Wil: Just hit him if he gets annoying, Adam
Adam Thanks for the advice, darling ;)
Tim: You could just let me tie him up, ya know
Adam: Nah, he’d like that too much
Hamish: you couldn’t tie me up as well as adam could, tim.
Tim: You haven’t let me tie you up yet ;)
Wil: Yeah, shut it, Ham. Tim’s better than Adam at that sort of thing. Where do you think Adam learnt that stuff anyway? :P
Adam: Hamish just hit me. Thanks Wil.
Wil: my pleasure, darling
Hamish: we’ll talk about that later, adam
Wil; Ooh, Adam’s in trouble! :P
Adam: Quit it, Wil. Dom’t make me come over there and hit you too.
Wil: Ooh, I’m so scared. Do your worse, Hillsy.
Adam: Don’y tempt me. As you said yourself, I learnt everything I know from Tim.
Wil: But you don’t have his attitude. That’s why you bow to him, still. ;)
Adam: Will you mind not bringing that up right now? We do have important thigns to discuss.
Wil: Yes, Boss. :P
Jules: having fun there, girls?
Adam: Leave it, Jules. We have like, less than two weeks to sort this out. Can we concentrate on that for just one moment?
Wil: Yeah, alright. For you, love. *kisses*
Hamish: quit it, wil.
Wil: Calm the fuck down, Ham. Paranoid little thing, aren’t you?
Adam: Wil, I said cut it out. Concentrate. How are the troops holding up?
Wil: Not too bad. It’s mostly them keeping fit now. They know how to fight. Just a matter of going over the battle plans and work out how we’re doing things now.
Sam_Reddings: I’ve managed to gather the numbers on how many we have on our side. About 20 to 30 thousand. Mostly ground troops, but we have some allies further up as well. That’;s just in this state though. I’m still waiting for intel from the rest of the country
Sam_Reddings: But I thinkw e can gather enough to succeed. There’s weapons being collected and hidden away for the battle. And the latest news is China is gathering its military forces in preparation for an invasion.
Sam_Reddings: The word from the outside world is it’s only a matter of time. Do we still go ahead for the 29th if China invades before then?
Adam: What would be the point? We attack when China invades. Can we talk them into leaving Canberra to us?
Sam_Reddings: Possibly. I know the Army has sent a team of negotiators over, and their saying China’s likely to invade from the north and word south. Make their way through the country and attack every city.
Sam_Reddings: And you know what sort of weapons they have. There’ll be not much left of this country by the time they’re finished with it.
Jules: it’d be nice to have that chaos as a distraction though. If they attack from the north, we could immediately head towards Canberra and take them. Any chance of a joint operation?
Sam_Reddings: I’d have to check with China and see if we can’t work something out. I know they’r eon our side though. That’s why they’re wanting to invade. Maybe we could halt the fullscale invasion and let us take the front, with them as backup?
Sam_Reddings: Hell, it worked for America, arm the rebels, then bomb the shit out of their country.
Wil: And look what happened to America.
Adam: Yeah, I know. We’ve had this discussion already. :P
Craig: are you going to talk to me at all, or can caleb and i disappear?
Jules: you never want to be here, craig. Find someone else to complain to.
Craig: shut it, jules. i’ve travelled halfway across the country in the back of some fucking cargo train with my boy to find someone i’ve never met, and now i’ve managed to hijack someone’s laptop i stole just so i could be here and you’re all fucking ignoring me.
Craig: caleb’s about to fall asleep, poor thing.
Chas: so stop complaining and get on with it then or let the poor boy sleep.
Craig: shut up, lapdog
Chas: i’m not a lapdog. Stop calling me that!
Craig: you are too. Stupid little obedient lapdog.
Jules: craig, stop it, this isn’t helping.
Chas: if i was over there right now, i’d fucking kill you.
Caleb: Chas, leave it. I’ll just refuse him sex for a week. That’ll teach him.
Craig: Hey!
Caleb: Leave him alone, Craig. God, can’t you get on with anyone anymore?
Chris&Andrew: Haha, your boyfriend’s making more sense than you, Craig. :P
Craig: shut it, you two. i don’t need you two on my case as well.
Chris&Andrew: We’re not the ones antagonising everyone, Craig darling.
Craig: this isn’t my fault and you know it
Chris&Andrew: Whatever you reckon love.
Craig: and what’s that supposed to mean?
Caleb: That you need to shut the fuck up so we can get on with this, darling. :P
Caleb: Or do I need to come over there and make you concentrate?
Craig: evil little shit you are. i thought you were sleeping.
Caleb: Shows how much you know :P
Adam: I’m sorry, I love watching you guys fight. Seriously, Craig, get over yourself.
Wil: Or I’ll make you, bitch. :P
Craig: you ocme near me wil and i’ll fucking smacjk you, bitch
Wil: Getting so angry you can’t type properly, hey?
Caleb: Leave him, Wil. I’ll deal with him.
Chas: i don’t know why you put up with him, caleb, love.
Caleb: Hey, I’m getting him out of your hair, you should all be fucking grateful for that.
Craig: see, i know you all hate me
Tim: You don’t think we don’t have good reason to hate you? God, I’d tie you up and lock you in the dungeon just to shut you up.
Tim: And not in an erotic way either.
Adam: That dungeon has many interesting uses, doesn’t it, Tim?
Hamish: how come i’ve never seen this dungeon, adam?
Adam: You never asked, silly :P
Hamish: i’ve been here how long and you never showed me that fucking dungeon? you never even told me it was here!
Adam: Settle down, love. I’ll show you later. And stop hitting me!
Adam: Can we please try and stay on track?
Adam: Or is this just going to descend into some weird cyber orgy?
Wil: You know I’m voting for the orgy, yeah?
Adam: You would. :P
Adam: Guys, please, I’m trying to be serious here. We need to sort this out. Don’t make me come over there and whip every last one of you into shape. Quit the giggling and let’s get on with it.
Hamish: you’d better, he’s looking mighty angry right now o.o
Tim: No need to get bitchy, Adam. We’re just messing around.
Adam: Like this is a good time to mess around. We have ten days. Ten. Days. If we don’t have this organised, China will fucking blow us to smithereens.
Wil: Alright, alright, settle down, mate.
Tim: Yeah, don’t get your knickers in a knot, love. ;)
Adam: Oh, shush, Tim. You’ll give everyone bad images. :P
Hamish: i’m not sure i want to know what you’re referring to
Adam: Ham, no, you really don’t
Hamish: there was no need to poke me *pokes back*
Adam: Don’t make me tackle you to the ground and tickle you til you can’t breathe
Hamish: and you’re the one telling everyone to stay on track? :P
Adam: Be quiet you.
Hamish: can someone stop him poking me please?
Wil: Can I come and poke him too? :P
Adam: I’ll poke you later, darling. ;)
Wil: Smutty thing you.
Adam: Don’t you know it.
Jules: weren’t you trying to get us together for something important, Adam?
Adam: I’m considering giving up. No one seems to be interested. I’ll just let China take on the responsibility. We can sit here chatting about nothing while our own people come and hunt us down. I’ll go and let you children play on.
Adam: Anyone who’s up for a serious conversation can join me later.
*** Adam has left the chat
Hamish: shit, guys, let me go sort him out.
*** Hamish has left the chat
Jules: way to go guys.
Wil: Shit.
Tim: Your fault, Wil. :P
Wil: Craig’s fault
Craig: quit blaming me!
Caleb: Craig honey, let me distract you while they’re bickering.
Craig: i thought you were tired :P
Caleb: Not anymore love. :P
Craig: come on then, before mr drumpy pants returns
Wil: Drumpy pants? *giggles*
Craig: i meant grumpy bitch :P
Wil: Sure you did
Craig: fuck off wil
Wil: You fuck off first. Isn’t that what Caleb wants?
Craig: bitch. i’ve never liked you.
*** Craig has left the chat
Wil: I don’t think Adam’s Mr Grumpy Pants *giggles*
Tim: You’re so mean to him, Wil.
Wil: What? You telling me he doesn’t deserve it? If he’s taking it that seriously, he’s in trouble.
Caleb: I’ll go fuck his grumpy mood out of him, shall I?
Wil: Better you than me, mate.
*** Caleb has left the chat
Wil: I’ve hijacked Wil’s keyboard because ehe’s been naughty. And the little shit will behave himself or I’ll get really nasty.
Wil: Bitch
Wil: I’m your Master. Deal with it.
Wil: I still hate you
Wil: Quit it, bitch. I have a pile of toys nearby. Don’t make me get them out.
Wil: Fine. *pouts* But I like toys!
Wil: You won’t like these toys. And pouting won’t make me nicer. Just behave yourself.
Wil: Yeah, alright.
Wil: Yes sir! *pokes*
Wil: Yes *sir* :P
Jules: Be right back. Have to go talk to Charles. He seems to want something important.
Chas: he wants you to beat him again jules. he never wants anything else. :P
Jules: I’ll beat you in a second, love.
Chas: yeah,. you know that threat never works on me, right?
Jules: Oh shut it. Be glad you’re not where I am right now.
*** Jules has left the chat
Chas: aww, julie-boy’s gone. :(
Chris&Andrew: You’ll live Chassy.
Chris&Andrew: Get your arse over onto that bed, Chris. I need to punish you again.
Chris&Andrew: Ooh, kinky! *giggles*
Chris&Andrew: No scars if you misbehave
Chris&Andrew: Meanie :P
*** Chris&Andrew has left the chat
Chas: hey! what am i supposed to do while you’re all off fucking, hmm? come back you cunts
Sam_Reddings: Leave them be. Unless you want to play with me, hmm>
Chas: i’d go for food, but jules wants me to stay and log the chat. damn jules. *pouts*
Chas: thanks for the offer, but it won’t be the same. you’re not julie, and i know you’re not a guy.
Sam_Reddings: Doesn’t mean I can’t pretend :P
Chas: nah, that’;d be too weird.
Sam_Reddings: Suit yourself then
Chas: thanks for the offer though, just yeah. sorry about that.
Sam_Reddings: It’s alright.
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*** Hamish has joined the chat
Hamish: our invincible leader returns!
Adam: Quit it, Ham. Hey, where’d everyone go?
Chas: jules went to talk t charles, chris and andrew are fucking, as are craig and caleb. not sure what wil and tim are doing though
Wil: Wil’s being punished. :P
Adam: Is he now?
Wil: Yeah. He was being a cunt to Craig. Needs to be taught a lesson.
Adam: That’d be right. I disappear, you all decide to have sex.
Hamish: jealous, are we? :P
Adam: You’ll get yours laer, Hamish
Hamish: *jumps up and down like an excited schoolgirl*
Adam: He really is, you know *pokes Hamish*
Adam: Call everyone. Get them back in here now. I don’t care if they’re not done yet. We need to flesh this out now. They can fuck later.
Wil: Onto it, mate. ;)
Chas: i miss jules. when’s he coming back?
Adam: Tomorrow, I hope.
Sam_Reddings: Where’d he end up anyway? Wasn’t he supposed to be scouting around Adelaide or something?
Adam: I sent him through Melbourne and Adelaide. Needed to get numbers and source some weapons. Sent him with Charles and a coupel of your boys, Sam, just to get them through check points and whatnot.
Sam_Reddings: Good idea. Hope things are going well. We’ve got a good idea of the barracks that are on our side up here. Plus, we have ourselves some tanks.
Adam: Excellent. How soon can we rally everyone? Or should we leave some troops behind in each state?
Sam_Reddings: Leave some behind. You never know when you’ll need allies. But we’ve got enough troops up here to send half down to you guys in Sydney and keep the rest in case we need to escape. And they’ve promised to look after the civilians in case of an
Sam_Reddings: invasion by China as their first priority. They’ve already been planning evacuation drills in case they need to get them all out of the way fast.
Adam: That’s very forward-thinking of them. What should we do about those barracks against us?
Sam_Reddings: Try not to kill them, but they’re soldiers, it’s what they’ve been trained to do, fight and die. Better to fight the army than the civilians.
*** Jules has joined the chat
Jules: adam, charles has news from the outside world. chinas declared war, they’re on the move, their planes and ships are all gathering, getting ready to move out. we need to act now. they could be here in less than a week.
Adam: Shit. Right. We need to get organised.
Adam: Tim, where are the others?
Wil: I called them, yelled at them, and if they’re not here now, feel free to punish them when they get back to the haven.
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Wil: Can I have my keyboard back now?
Chris&Andrew: Sorry, had a call about the weapons we’re getting in. Cops are onto it, we have to leave. We’re coming back tonight, hopefully without being arrested. Fill us in later. Gotta run.
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Wil: Alright then. Have it back. :P
Wil: Thanks. :P
Adam: Anyone else have to run because they’re about to be arrested?
Tim: Fine over here.
Wil: what he said.
Craig: not here, adam
Caleb: It’s scarily quiet out here, you know.
Jules: we’re safe for now.
Chas: probably safe. i think that guy you sent me off with is sleeping. and yes i can still see him before you ask jules
Jules: good boy. :)
Adam: Then let’s get on with thigns properly this time. No sex, no distractions, ok? We need to focus. Can you manage that for an hour or so? Then you’re free to fuck all you like.
Wil: I bet Chris and Andrew aren’t about to be arrested. :P I bet they’re fucking already.
Tim: You’d like that, wouldn’t you Wil?
Wil: What are you insinuating?
Tim: You know perfectly well what I’m insinuating.
Adam: Cut it out guys. Concentrate, or I’ll make you.
Wil: What can you do from there?
Adam: Don’t piss me off enough to find out.
Tim: And I’ll be holding you down so he can do his worst. :P
Adam: Please tell me you and Tim have something to report from all this, yeah?
Tim: We’ve been meeting potential allies all day.